I know that my drunk penis has already gotten two women pregnant last month

My drunk penis wants to get someone pregnant tonight

My dick and it's telling me it's time for me to lube him up with some Vaseline

I held another males penis while he was peeing

I am rubbing Vaseline all over my cock getting ready to jerk off while thinking about the very first time

I love holding another male's cock While he's peeing

Now my dick is telling me he needs to pee

My dick is getting hard

My sexual goal for this week Is to get three more women pregnant

He asked me why did my penis and testicles smell so good I told him it was because I have not watched them and almost 2 weeks.

My mail co worker told me That he could smell my penis and testIcles earlier today at work. And they smell really good

Can you guys remember how many women you've gotten pregnant?How old you were the first time?You got a woman pregnant

I can not and will not ever stop playing with my penis.And I certainly won't Stop. Anyone else that wants to play with my penis

I just cannot stop playing with my fucking dick

And getting pregnant by as many men as possible sometimes I think it was a mistake that I had a penis instead of a pussy

2 cocks at the same time

Because lately I have been having a lot of sexual dreams about having a hairy pussy between my legs and getting double penetrated

I must be kind of weird or something because sometimes I really wished I had a hairy pussy between my legs

I would love to be sucking some Mormon penis right now

I just found out that my very sexual penis just got another woman pregnant if you would like to know who it was send me a private message