Hi Tom.....will try and get the girl in team colours...........but my family are Glaswegions.........is a rangers jersey allowed or will it start a war?

lol true, ill admit the beating yourselves up doesnt help. we have 10 people out at the moment though who would walk into the team we are being forced to put out :(

thats like us. no honestly i think you can pretty much bank on 3 points. we have so many injuries at the moment that we are playing a midfielder in defence and have someone carrying an injury playing with him. our team at the moment is a total mess, got way to mant people out :(

THIEF! lol :) dont worry about the football, a point is better than nothing, and you will have 3 points next weekend ;)

good to see another Geordie's on this site

Lol you saying that about america reminded me of this that someone sent me ages ago, before Obama was elected:

To the citizens of the United States of America


In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded, and a questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.

1. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour', 'favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' with out skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise'. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels.

3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize.

4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without using someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

7. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

8. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline)-roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

9. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

10. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting Nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

11. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in "Four Weddings and a Funeral" was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

12. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it girlie-ball. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full Kevlar body Armour like a bunch of nancies). Don't try Rugby - the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly thrash us.

13. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

14. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

15. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

16. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups, with saucers and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

Yea most of my friends are out of work as well, me and my gf are the odd ones out because we still have jobs. I work for H&M (the clothes shop, not to be confused as most people do with HMV the music shop lol) and I cant complain tbh money isnt bad, my job is safe (at least for now) and I work on the ladies dept (which has obvious advantages even for someone like me who is taken)

yea, who invented this work crap? we really should sort this out lol

lol i know i need my head checking.

Its a quote from the film "Trainspotting" hey, isnt it about time you guys won a trophy instead of all those southeners... away the lads.

wat do u mean by castofffs

im really 50 tom i dident like to say on profile

hubby took them but dosent know im posting here new about other sites

My Papi wants a mural in his room-- however it's just an ocean wave he wants. Papi has a hard enough time keeping the little one from hearing things she shouldn't. Are you the kinda guy with the hot girl posters in your workroom?

Lucky for me, we really don't have much to move. Only two bedrooms to decorate still, but we have to put up all the pictures. Sorry to bring back memories of moving! It's really a pain. Hope you have a good Thursday!

Hey! You got lucky on having some nice weather. It's still foggy here. I've gone art-retarded, so I'm having problems getting my hand to draw what's in my mind. I'm pretty busy with just moving into the new house, too. Take care, man.

Thanks for the message and my husband is kind of hairy so in a way I do have my wolf man...lol

Sorry, Mate. I'm in the U.S. at the moment. Anytime you get an idea, feel free to run it by me, and I'll be glad to draw up a sketch. :)

Hello hello! Yeah, all the art in my album is stuff I do. Anything you'd like to see drawn?

hey I just noticed your Newcastle United Badge,, Please as I live in Australia tell me what gone wrong with them??? Samantha