Heyyyyyyyy all
wassup

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Well I didnt know what to post a thread about, and not necessarly the title is related.
Sooo, some ignorant people out there think 2012 is end of the World . Anyhow, if you knew your last day of life is in a month or week or year or so; What would you do ?




Cheers :rose:

 

If the entire world was ending I wouldn't know what i'd do, everything i've worked towards would be worthless all of the sudden.

If it were just my last day and everyone else was going to be around i'd spend the time to get my affairs in order. Try to arrange everything so that my family would get some of my stuff instead of the bank just calling in the loans and selling all my shit for cash.

 

Fortunately the bank will be ending as well...If there were a huge asteroid headed towards earth I would endevor to be as close to ground zero as possible and enjoy the spectical as it came in.And I would rejoyce that humanty as we know it would finaly be wiped off the face of the earth.

 

Blahhhh

 

Not sure what i'd do. I would either be at ground zero (like tim292 said) to view the spectacular site of an incoming comet (and to assure a quick and painless death) or I would go some where as far away from the impact as possible and hope I survive and will become leader of other survivors...that way I can choose which of the dieing ones get eaten :twisted:

Maybe i'll go out fucking my wife at ground zero...now THERE is a way to go, lol. Right in front of all those people...humping away and then SPLAT! Although I guess a comet hitting us would go more than just SPLAT but you get the picture.

But what would be funny is if the comet was coming towards us and just as it got a few feet towards the ground, God stopped it, peeked out from behind it and said "GOTCHYA! HAHAHAHAHA! You guys should have seen the looks on your faces! OH MAN! HAHAHA! But no, seriously...you're all gonna die now" BOOOOM!!!

But I guess if it's more like the movie 2012 then (if I survive the earthquake) i'll sit naked in my front yard with a bar of soap and a wash cloth and wait for the ultimate bath.

......I really shouldn't type while intoxicated. I get too hyped and just start rambling.......:Zz

 

Well I'm in the uk......

I'm exspecting the water to come,"I don't exackly no how,but I no it's coming,"so I,"before this years done,want,water and breathing gear,I also want to stock dry and tin food,a generator,fule cans with fules in,"nah I'm not exspecting a end of the world,"that would be like blowing up pure ice and then claiming it's no longer water it's turned into wood,"nah I'm just exspecting big changes,"equator,equilibrium,unseen shit?

 

If the tidal wave was coming, I'd stand on the beach.

If the comet was coming, I'd stand about ten miles from ground zero-in order to see the whole show, but also close enough to die in the shockwave.

As far as the coming end, I am terminal with a degenerative condition. My affairs are pretty much in order, but I'm having trouble donating my collection of antique fire trucks, no one has space for it, and I'd hate to see the collection broken up.

 

It would please me greatly if the world ended in 2012. Why you ask? Well i would love to die with the knowledge that i was witness to the pinnacle of human civilization. That my era was the one that has attained the highest of heights for mankind. Besides i've always wondered in what way would the world end and if it happens in my lifetime then i would have the benefit of finding out! It's not like i'm gonna live forever anyway. I would like it if the world didnt continue on without me. If i'm gonna do down then i want it all to go down with me.

I'd be at ground zero with a keg of the highest abv beer i could find, sitting in a lawn chair with my shades on getting shitfaced! Eagerly awaiting a spectacular finish!

 

humm why 2012?

and no i dont think the earth will end.

I have more chance of dieing to a ninja then the end of the world.

 

did you apocalyptic obsessed idiots already forget the year 2000 debacle?

 

and I ask you....is there a more awesome way to die? think not I does.

 

if the world was ending id come over and let you have your wiked way with me inky

 

I'll PM you my home address.


bring lube. :neutral:

 

bet you say that to all the girls

 

i say a lot of things to women. whatever it takes to get their panties off and my boner in.

but don't tell em I said that!

 

pray tell show me your best moves

 

A great fuss has been made of the fact that the Mayan "Great Year" calendar, or whatever it's called, only runs up until 2012.

It doesn't occur to the people who make this fuss that our own calendar only ever runs for ONE YEAR and then we have to start it again. All that happens when the Mayan calendar runs out is that you have to start it again.

 

there's this one where the girl stands on both her hands while i prop her leg up spread eagle....

I tie a yo-yo to my dick....


peanut butter is involved....

it helps if she's a contortionist...

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that wasn't the kind of move you were talking about was it?

 

oh ok

in that case were all going to die AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

but seriously i did not know that thanks for the info

well no but an interesting position just make sure the yoyo is not too long or you will have accident

and on top of that throw in a trampoline, a teaser and a mobile phone set to vibrate

then you have a party

 

you say party I say potential lawsuit