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  1. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    However, mosquitoes apparently like scat

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    "No, Miss Adams, I didn't say I wanted to to take anything down for me. I said I want you to GO down ON me."

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    Thanks, David
     
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    "Yeah, yeah, that's fine.....but I have an overwhelming fear of OVALTINE!"

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    It won't let me post links or pics yet but search tumblr for chrisnkate to see my red headed lady naked!;)
     
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    Thanks for the completely irrelevant post in my thread.
     
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    AND THEY DIVE IMMEDIATELY TO THE SEX SHOP TO BUY MORE DILDOS




     

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    EVERY FIVE MINUTES!!! WHAT DOES SHE OWITH ALL OF THOSE CARS???



     

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    "Yes, Junior. Your Daddy's got a certified cock.....and MORE OF IT!"

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    HELEN'S HUSBAND, ART, ALWAYS BELIEVED THAT BICARBONATE OF SODA WAS ONLY GOOD AFTER DINNER!

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    PERFECT WHEN PREPARING FOR THE FARTING CONTEST!

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    "Not all fliers are as obviously gay as I am, but we all smoke Camels!" Reece Lerner, mustachioed gay pilot

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    FULL OF FRESH IDEAS.....but spoiled food

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    ATHLETES: SMOKING CAMELS HELPS YOU BREAK WIND

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    HER NEW PROBLEM? HER HUSBAND SUFFERS FROM 'SOFTAGE'

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    Thanks, David
     
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    adscoffeeforcertainxnxxmembers.jpg "Sure, I've cum in it three or four times, but so what?"
     
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