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  1. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I wonder if she liked driving the photographer's stick
     
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    Now when I get to painting your breasts, that should be quite easy
    since your flat as this board anyway.
     
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      :eek:
       
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    WOM: "There you go, Dan! That's the only successful split you'll see tonight!"
     
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    ALICE WANTED TO GET RID OF THE UGLY CORN AT THE BASE OF HER HUSBAND'S PENIS. SHE USED "BLUE JAY", AND UNFORTUNATELY, IT REMOVED THE WHOLE DICK, ROOT & ALL
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      :eek1: ( < ala umpire )
       
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    On the golf course, Sally shares with her friend Alice that her husband, Jeff, not only has a tiny dick, but sex with him is never more than a '60-second workout'.
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      BLONDE: PAR-don me sir, but you're blocking my hole.
       
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    It's that simple, ladies! Just put a live raccoon on your foot and your problems will be solved!
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    "Take two, and call me in the morning ..."
     
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    Shouldn't that be: "take two and BALL me in the morning?"
     
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      Ahhh! Much better.
       
      vincenzz, Mar 19, 2017
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    WON'T RUB OFF, EVEN IF COVERED IN CUM!
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    IF YOU WANT TO GET "HEAD" FROM A "FOX", HAVE HER DRINK A HALF-DOZEN OF THESE
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    "Now, Mr. Gabrielsson, how would YOU know that it resembles my husband's cock?"
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    Arlene has a secret wish that this was called "Dickbook", since the last three guys she hooked up with on line all had less than 4 inches.....
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    ALL NATURAL! MADE WITH REAL CHEESE and REAL HUMAN and ANIMAL WIZZ!
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    "MY NEW CAMERA MAKES HOME MOVIES SO EASY! SO, GEORGE, GO GET THE DOG, OUR WELL-HUNG NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR, SOME COOKING OIL AND TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF!"
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    CAUTION! THERE'S INJUNS OUT THERE!
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    WOM: "Bill you Schlitz-Head! Well you better enjoy those cans,
    because it's the only cans you'll be seeing in a long time!"
     
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    Very good, Vincenzz
     
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    TURN IT ON, PUT IT UNDER his WOOD and it will TURN HIM ON
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      My "type" of secretary!
       
      vincenzz, May 18, 2017
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    ... and give your gal, a fews of these, and she'll open just as easy!
     
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    Good one, Vincenzz!