AD IT UP: CURRENT, MAY, 2014 Vintage Ads
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I wonder if she liked driving the photographer's stick
Now when I get to painting your breasts, that should be quite easy
since your flat as this board anyway.
WOM: "There you go, Dan! That's the only successful split you'll see tonight!"
ALICE WANTED TO GET RID OF THE UGLY CORN AT THE BASE OF HER HUSBAND'S PENIS. SHE USED "BLUE JAY", AND UNFORTUNATELY, IT REMOVED THE WHOLE DICK, ROOT & ALL
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On the golf course, Sally shares with her friend Alice that her husband, Jeff, not only has a tiny dick, but sex with him is never more than a '60-second workout'.
BLONDE: PAR-don me sir, but you're blocking my hole.
It's that simple, ladies! Just put a live raccoon on your foot and your problems will be solved!
"Take two, and call me in the morning ..."
Shouldn't that be: "take two and BALL me in the morning?"
Ahhh! Much better.
WON'T RUB OFF, EVEN IF COVERED IN CUM!
IF YOU WANT TO GET "HEAD" FROM A "FOX", HAVE HER DRINK A HALF-DOZEN OF THESE
"Now, Mr. Gabrielsson, how would YOU know that it resembles my husband's cock?"
Arlene has a secret wish that this was called "Dickbook", since the last three guys she hooked up with on line all had less than 4 inches.....
ALL NATURAL! MADE WITH REAL CHEESE and REAL HUMAN and ANIMAL WIZZ!
"MY NEW CAMERA MAKES HOME MOVIES SO EASY! SO, GEORGE, GO GET THE DOG, OUR WELL-HUNG NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR, SOME COOKING OIL AND TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF!"
CAUTION! THERE'S INJUNS OUT THERE!
WOM: "Bill you Schlitz-Head! Well you better enjoy those cans,
because it's the only cans you'll be seeing in a long time!"
Very good, Vincenzz
TURN IT ON, PUT IT UNDER his WOOD and it will TURN HIM ON
My "type" of secretary!
... and give your gal, a fews of these, and she'll open just as easy!
Good one, Vincenzz!
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