1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. joe blobb

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    This has flopped on every forum I've tried it so it may as well flop here too.

    Alternative meanings for everyday words.

    Adjudicator --- An Israeli who loathes penises.

    Juniper ----- Israeli Child

    Judicious ----- Israeli Tea Service.



    p.s. They don't have to be Jewish.
     
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  2. joe blobb

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    sycophant a poorly big thing with a trunk.


    pronoun a noun on the game
     
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  3. joe blobb

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    childhood A condom
     
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    fluctuations--------swearing at the Chinese.
     
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    property - what you get in a good greasy spoon cafe
     
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    Bordello . . . . an unenthusiastic greeting.
     
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    Chiropractor . . . . an Egyptian doctor.
     
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    crustacean A pakistani under a steam roller.


    Gonorrhoea probable death from losing an ear.




    Onomatopoeia - located on a carpet upstairs
     
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  9. joe blobb

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    bastardise - what Robert Mugabe sees with



    barbiturate - pint puller you chewed out.
     
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    pasteurize: when something is too far to see; something out of your range of sight.
     
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    Vertigo . . . . how a German asks for directions.
     
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    Esplanade - to attempt an explanation while drunk.



    Proceed – A botanist
     
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  13. joe blobb

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    Weekend World

    A tiny Scots bloke.
     
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    paralyse - what untruthful soldiers tell
     
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    pharmacist - helping out on a farm
     
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    insider - getting your end away


    fornication a pakistani woman with three extra vaginas.



    humorous - what women do to men
     
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    CONCERT.......something to keep a prisoner's breath fresh
     
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    Concurrence - Small pieces of dried fruit eaten by prisoners.
     
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    flatulent ... allowing someone to borrow your apartment.




    investigate - Top Gear masked driver had a meal in his underwear
     
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  20. joe blobb

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    fortitude

    was of the opinion he masticated
     
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