If your story is about your wife boldly taking off every stitch of clothing in front of a group of men (strangers/ friends, it doesn't matter) it's important to mention at the beginning that she is normally very shy and uptight and she always dresses conservatively and somewhat prudish.

 

Related to this: It is, of course, perfectly normal to appraise your wife. She's basically cattle, with nicer udders.

 

Tenses, schmenses, garden fences.

 

It's a true story, so there's no need to make it exciting. The truth is exciting enough!

 

Lol..I fukn love it..

 

There's no need for modesty. If you think your tits are incredibly sexy, then everyone else will think that, too!

 

I've read some of the writers here, and they're is no way their ever going to get there usage of there, their and they're right.

 

When in doubt, use incest to move the plot forward

 

Emotions? Don't be ridiculous!

 

Characters talk, they don't think.

 

No. A mildly interesting plot should never propel a story in lieu of aimless sexual encounters, mostly consisting of a (middle aged) male who can orgasm multiple times an hour and women solely wanting to pleasure him based upon his whims in a given moment.

 

Just the basics. Your readers can fill in the rest.

 

Now that you've published your first story, you've become an expert on writing.

 

No. Each paragraph (that you try and call a "part" or a "chapter") of your story should be as long as your cock, or as fat as your tits. Things like details shouldn't get in the way. Just get down to fucking without any reason besides your own blind desire. If a reader can get through your word jumble in the time it takes to rub one out, then you've written a masterpiece.

 

Spelling, smelling. What's the difference. They use almost all the same letters and p and m are real close in the alphabet.

 

Using the word "pert" every other sentence really drives home the point about how great your tits are.

 

I don't write on here. But I think you should all use more adjectives.


...All the adjectives.

 

Descriptions are entirely optional. Most readers can just picture the scene by your powers of MIND CONTOL.

 

No, you can never overthink your plot. Never.

 

Remember, this forum is your word processor. Everyone is here to read works in progress, written by google translate, continued at whim from where they left off.