Foam for deep diving and most positions and inner spring for riding cowgirl.

What is the best method to stop a door from squeaking?

 

Every time while listening door squeaking sound remember how amazing and so wanting was that when your fuck buddy opened your bedroom door first time!

How old is Tarantino?

 

No one knows for sure. Rumor has it that he directed the filming of his own birth.

Who mows your grass?

 

I do because it's small and I like it manicured a certain way.

Do you have plans for Valentines Day?

 

I have plans but it is not going to happen....

Which Holiday do you like best?

 

I like Independence Day with all of the loud banging and seeing fireworks when I cum.

Why do they call it a fork in the road when it looks more like a "Y"?

 

The short answer,,, forks came before "Y" did. Fork also begins with F and ends with K. Hence the framework the word FucK (which came about in the 1500s) and which meant to put their "spindle" in the junction of the fork.

What is your favorite season of the year?

 

There's four more beds to play in the summer because we both have flower & vegetable beds.

What exactly does the domino effect mean?

 

That's when the guy insists I show up in leather undies with a whip, handcuffs, and ... wait, that's dominate, not domino. Uh, , yeah, forget I said anything about that.

Are LED bulbs better than incandescent?

 

They might be brighter but they don't seem to last as long. Some seem to pop right away.

Are you signed up to be an organ donor?

 

I've received donations, organ to organ, if you know what I mean .

Is steam heat better than hot air?

 

I like sex to be steamy and sweaty , but when she starts blowing hot air, I am done!

Did you see the stats tonight?

 

Stats never lie... but may be cited, embellished, or omitted to convince someone to "act". For example 3 x 2.5; or 7 x 4; or 8.5 x 5.5 --- All "could" be true depending on the state of excitement. But without knowing the unit of measurement (mm, cm, or in.) one could be surprised in the moment.

Do you believe alien abductions occur?

 

I made love around a campfire at night in the wilds of South Dakota, when she swallowed my load, with my eyelids clamped shut from the euphoria of my ejaculation I seen an incredibly bright light and it felt like I was weightless. So who knows.


Have you ever slept in a yurt?

 

I've slept outside in a 'T" before but It wasn't your "T"

Do you know how to play Canasta?

 

I know how to play a lot of games that requires the use of my hands.

Why is it called Gin Rummy?

 

Could it be it's a game like strip poker while drinking Gin & Rum?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

 

Not at all, however if you wish to question my navigation skills you will find me most familiar with the female map!

What are you drinking?

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Elixir of Cunnie. It's best if it's on tap.

What exactly is white noise?

 

I think it's all of the noise you hear while having sex in the snow.

Is the metric system better or worse compared to what many others use?