My physical stats look better with the metric system... weight, height, length and girth.

Why are tomb, bomb and comb all pronounced differently?

 

Maybe to get people confused about other things than sex, similar to what homonyms do. For example when someone says come, should I go see them or grab my dildo so I can cum.

Do you think that the wall will ever be built?

 

I've noticed that alot of people up walls; physical and emotional. Some use them to hurt others, some use it for protection. The inner walls of the vagina are very sensitive and when licked or stroked create explosive orgasms.


Do you drive a front, rear or four wheel drive?

 

I like it in the front or when I'm on all fours, just don't try to drive it into my rear.

Why does movie theater popcorn taste so much better?

 

That buttery silky-like taste of popcorn is as sumptuous, silky and tasteful as a dripping wet pussy when I run my tongue the length of the pussy and stop when I can suck on her clit and lap up her juices. As finger licking, chin dripping good as movie popcorn, pussy juice is even better.


Do you wear a digital or analog watch?

 

I once knew Ana in the biblical sense. I didn't know her last name was log though.

What is the best way to put out a grease fire?

 

Never use water, you should cover it in pussy goo.

Do you like peppermint patties?

 

I once ate the peppermint panties off a lady.

Do you like gummy bears?

 

They are especially useful when demonstrating the art of kama-sutra to those with a sweet tooth.


How long is the Vegas Strip?

 

Don't know about Vegas, but when I strip it's long, slow, hot tour.

Do you prefer candy hard or chewy?

 

I like some nice chewy gum drops.



Why are some people, men and women, so into large breast?

 

I guess size matters to some of the ones who actually are big dicks and big boobs too.

Do you have a recliner at home?

 

Sitting in it right now, think of you and playing with my bone!

How many rooms are in your house?

 

It's a small house, but most of the rooms are big enough to have sex in.

Did the snowplow wake you up today?

 

Is that what you call that black dildo now?? Yes, i left for work with a hard on..

Are you coming over tonight?

 

I plan on cumming somewhere else tonight.

When does football season get over with?

 

I will give up watching football if I can score with you!

What are your plans for Super Bowl Sunday?

 

To block my tight end but leave my wide receiver open.

How cold is it going to get next week?

 

It is not the cold that has me so stiff!

Do you like powdery snow or wet and heavy?

 

After sex I usually use wet wipes then visit the powder room when I'm not breathing so heavy.

Do you do your housework on a certain day of the week?