Mmmmm separating.....licking...licking more....mmm....nibble...nibble...ahhhhh!

What is your favourite syrup?

 

Chocolate nipples
Where's the pool?

 

It's still there, we put up a privacy fence to keep the perverts from seeing it.

Do you hand wash your vehicle or go to the car wash?

 

And wash, slowly

Why was your flight delayed?

 

No flight attendants... no pilots.....no clothes....”Party in room 369!”

Have you ever wondered how long it takes before the volcano will erupt?

 

Sometimes I do wonder how cum it takes so long to have a really big eruption when I'm playing with my vibe.

Do you take you pet for a walk regularly?

 

Pet my pussy properly and I get too weak in the knees to walk regularly.

Is the sun supposed to shine today?

 

I'll have a sunny disposition and a shine in my eyes later on today.

Did you see that car parked next door?

 

That is mine you see @mature gina ... I am just peeping in your window and watching you play with your vib.

Why did you leave a chair outside your window?

 

I had a plant sitting on that chair until the peeper planted the plant and started planting himself on it to peep better.

Do you have a rosebush at home?

 

No, roses have thorns that prick and I've had more pricks than ... well, you know where I'm going with this, right?

Have the cherry blossoms bloomed yet?

 

@Lostlady may have a beautiful flower that looks like a cherry blossom, but the cherry is long gone but she still has a tasty pussy pie!

Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue?

 

I haven't tasted a cherry stemming from that area before with my tongue.

Do you have any lawn ornaments?

 

Two balls dangle and tink, there balance out the hardwood when the ladies enter and admire.

What is the funnest decoration within your living space?

 

The nipple tassels I use at home make a fun decoration.

Do you prefer to peel or slice an orange?

 

I am a gentleman @mature gina , I would slowly peel your sexy orange panties off you....

Which end do you peel a banana from?

 

I usually end up peeling off all of my clothes before playing with my banana vibe.

Why do people even try to sell you something over the phone?

 

I can have fun on here without paying those phone sex fees!

Are Big Box Stores done?

 

Out of the Big Box climbed 100 women. They were chasing me. I ran faster and faster trying so hard to get away, but I couldn’t get off my knees. One by one they took advantage of me. I still dream about that night and still haven’t paid off my credit card.

Do you run on the sidewalk or through the bushes?

 

On the sidewalk just in case someone hiding in the bushes is after my bush.

Do you live close to a theater?