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    You can now get verified on forum.

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    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. paul jo

    paul jo Porn Star

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    I'm just looking for advice from the Fairer Sex... Has there ever been a situation where a bloke giving you a "Pick Up Line" has actually worked??? And if so what was it??!

    That moment when you realise the reason your nipples are hard... Your pussy is wet... Your face is flushed... Your Desire is fanned...

    By just one line... The Ultimate Pick Up Line... Could be a whisper in your ear... mmm

    Obviously I'm shit at this!!!

    Any advice Grate fully accepted!!!!
     
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  2. stacilv

    stacilv Porn Star Banned!

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    i suggest starting with "Hello"
     
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  3. paul jo

    paul jo Porn Star

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    I'll try again I really need help here...

    Last night I met a young lady... She actually spoke to me first... "I really like your hat"...
    I took said hat from my head, Handed it to her, She put said hat... On her head...
    and all I could think of saying was.... "That's actually my Grandmothers tea cosy...But it looks better on You..."
    Needless to say... No Happy Ending there...
     
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  4. RelentlessOblivion

    RelentlessOblivion A wheely nice guy

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    How muh does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
     
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      There is more to you than mets the eye...
       
      paul jo, Oct 26, 2017
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  5. paul jo

    paul jo Porn Star

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    How do you reverse park an elephant?
     
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  6. RelentlessOblivion

    RelentlessOblivion A wheely nice guy

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    Yeah, you're right, I am blind...and I haven't even had a drink yet.
     
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  7. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Care to help out a guy who hasn't had sex for a while?
     
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      and did that work for you?
       
      paul jo, Oct 27, 2017
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      I tried it once, in a bar with a slutty girl in leather with a big dog, hoped she'd be up for a mercy fuck, her response was something to the effect, of her dog fucking me, so it didn't really work out at all! Hell, the way she was, I'm lucky she didnt kick my ass!
       
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  8. RelentlessOblivion

    RelentlessOblivion A wheely nice guy

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    'Roses are red, violets are blue, I can see me, getting underneath you
    I don't recommend ever using that.
     
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  9. amethyst10

    amethyst10 Porn Star In XNXX Heaven

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    I've never heard a pickup line that worked on me. So, no matter how clever you get, understand that you might still get shot down.
     
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  10. RelentlessOblivion

    RelentlessOblivion A wheely nice guy

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    I honestly don't think pick up lines ever actually work, a clever or cheesy way to strike up actual conversation would be far more effective imo.
     
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  11. paul jo

    paul jo Porn Star

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    I guess that is what I mean by "pick up line"... the opening line of what you hope might be a mutually satisfying exchange...
     
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  12. notwhatowant23

    notwhatowant23 Porno Junky

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    Helloooooo Nurse works on Nurses sometimes.
     
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      IT does????
       
      paul jo, Oct 27, 2017
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  13. Joe_p_1953

    Joe_p_1953 Porn Star

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    Can I borrow a kiss I promise I'll give it back
     
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  14. deleted user 1147

    deleted user 1147 My day dream is reality! Banned!

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    Would you like a long island ice tea?
     
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  15. Joe_p_1953

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    My Doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U
     
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