1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    The boyfriend and I went to a bank robbers-themed fancy dress party last night. Well I did. He stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.
     
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  2. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision. Fuck, how fast must they have been walking?
     
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  3. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
     
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  4. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    A new website for people with dyslexia. www. dailysex.com
     
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      Brilliant!
       
      JayneyRedd, Mar 20, 2016
      #link
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  5. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    My local butcher offered me eight quarters of venison for £200. I said "Two hundred quid for eight quarters of venison ? That's two deer." ;)
     
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      hahahaha
       
      MissRachael, Mar 20, 2016
      #link
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  6. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    I was on a second date with this really nice guy and he asked, "How many guys have you slept with?"

    I was a little surprised so I decided to scare him. I replied, "Ever? Or since our last date?"
     
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  7. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    “Watch Back to the Future:- Tomorrow, on Yesterday” …what the fuck?
     
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  8. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    RAPE. Small word, long sentence.
     
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  9. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    RIP boiled water. You will be mist.
     
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  10. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    I wrote a book on penguins. With hindsight, I realise that paper would have been easier.
     
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  11. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    A guy phones up his workplace on a Monday morning… “Sorry Boss, I can’t come in today, I’m sick” “Dave this is the third Monday in a row you’re had off. Just how sick are you?” “Well, I’m in bed fucking my grandmother at the moment if that’s any help.”
     
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  12. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    I have a friend who’s half Indian. Ian.
     
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  13. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    My boyfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to him. Or something like that.
     
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  14. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    [​IMG]
     
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    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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  16. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    You will never see Bruce Willis or Patrick Stewart quite the same again;

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      Holy shit that looks like something Monty Python would have done!
       
      mirage_3c, Apr 1, 2016
      #link
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  17. Themis

    Themis Porn Star

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    If one must choose between death or depravity, choose depravity. A living sinner can always repent.
     
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  18. Themis

    Themis Porn Star

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    ira-hayes.jpg
     
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  19. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You! In XNXX Heaven

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    How come there's never any aliens in the Miss Universe competition?
     
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  20. mrshyman

    mrshyman Sex Machine

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    I wonder, you can get cockblocked by people or domestic animals in the proper scenario but...what about getting cockblocked by objects?.
    " - Dude...never bake cookies again when I'm with a girl, it cockblocked me!. She was more interested on the smell of fresh baked cookies around the house than my advances to have sex. I know you did it to give us some privacy but next time...play a videogame or just go somewhere."

    Must write it in the notebook to create something better, I like this scenario.
     
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