1. Aussie.ss

    Aussie.ss Sex Lover

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    I had to call the police on my neighbours yesterday they were playing lionel Richie and I knew they were going to play all night long
     
  2. Mr Smith 36

    Mr Smith 36 Porn Star

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    United Airlines hired Barack Obama last week to run the company...
     
  3. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    Leaches suck
     
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  4. CFH3ll

    CFH3ll OMERTA'

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    Asking me about Easter would be like asking the DEVIL if he believes in me...

    CFH3LL
     
  5. Enrique99

    Enrique99 Porn Star

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    Dreamed about gravity shifting
     
  6. mirage_3c

    mirage_3c Porn Star

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    Why do my neighbours cats think they live at my house? And why does MY cat think he lives with the neighbours?
     
  7. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You!

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    What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
     
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      Buy it a salad?
       
      mirage_3c, Apr 17, 2017
  8. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Why do I have to get out of my recliner and go to the gym...?
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  9. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You!

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    A good friend sent these tonight... Loved them!

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      Almost pissed myself laughing at that first one.
       
      justpassingthru, Apr 21, 2017
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  10. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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  11. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    See ,
    he's akread created lifetime employment for a few
     
  12. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You!

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    A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?"

    "Yes, I'm sorry," replies the man and promises to avert his eyes. "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. The man, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

    Stunned, the man replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle too?!"
     
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  13. mirage_3c

    mirage_3c Porn Star

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    If anyone ever does work out the answer to life, the universe and everything, will the universe immediately implode and be replaced by something even more baffling?
     
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      42
       
      MissRachael, Jul 4, 2017
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      Shit! It's going to happen I can feel it! Reality is starting to unfold and I can taste colours.
      Oh wait, that's probably lack of sleep.
       
      mirage_3c, Jul 4, 2017
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  14. mirage_3c

    mirage_3c Porn Star

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    And has that ever happened before?
     
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  15. rowdy3128

    rowdy3128 Porn Star

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    is all the DNA history you send for.......just a way for the government to have everyone's dna on file ????????????
     
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  16. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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  17. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    Prabably.
     
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  18. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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  19. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You!

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      Just Swingin in the breeze;

      yes swingin in the breeze

      What a glorious feeling,

      dangling for all to see!!

      (sung to the tune of "Singin in the Rain - Gene Kelly", LOLOLOL)
       
      Ben Bitten, Sep 28, 2017
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  20. MissRachael

    MissRachael Don't Let The Blonde Hair Fool You!

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      ROFLMAO
       
      Ben Bitten, Sep 28, 2017