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  1. thatcuriousone

    thatcuriousone Porno Junky

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    -grins widely- I do try.

    -winks- Already done my dear Snow. :kiss: Never underestimate the power of a bookworm.
     
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  2. Daddycums

    Daddycums Porn Star

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    That's fine. Since the title of my story starts with an M, it will end up right in the middle no matter how you sort it.
     
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  3. snowleopard3200

    snowleopard3200 Guardian of the Snow

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    WSF - thanks for the update.

    And your right, the flu is much worse than garlic and onions; though those two things or a jolokai pepper from India may cure the flu and every other ailment one has (assuming you survive the pepper).

    Although the melt-down might be fun, whomever sees it happen, be sure to upload the video for our enjoyment!
     
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  4. ahorsewithnoname

    ahorsewithnoname Porn Star

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    Hey, for the one we wrote, which title did you choose? I mean, I gave you five plausible titles, each one starting with either a, e, I, o, or u, so you had to pick one.

    I'm also wondering how HP and WSF will list the story I co-authored with __________, you know, the previous CAW winner who doesn't write here any longer, because that story starts with a letter that's not even in the English alphabet!

    Then again I suppose the real challenge for proper placement is the story written by ____________ and me, since the title uses php and Ajax to randomly insert a title based on a combination of the time of day, whether the reader is using a PC or Mac, and the first letter of their screen name.

    Time will tell. :)
     
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  5. hornypixy

    hornypixy Resident Punslut

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    Suffice it to say that both wsf and I have quite a headache from dealing with all the issues Horse's possible (non)entry/ies has caused.
     
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  6. Daddycums

    Daddycums Porn Star

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    Sorry, but I didn't like any of the titles you proposed, so I went with one that starts with K, as in Koala. Rather fitting, considering the subject of our story, wouldn't you say?

    It will be interesting to see where in the list mine appears, since it begins with a number.
     
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  7. snowleopard3200

    snowleopard3200 Guardian of the Snow

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    You are most welcome.

    I wonder how many surprise authors we will have in this CAW? Though I have curious ideas as to whom one may be...:excited:
     
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  8. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    We have a problem.

    Would the author of the entry written in Klingon please contact me directly as soon as possible? Google Translate is having trouble with some of the technical terms for your warp drive system.

    Thank you.
     
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  9. snowleopard3200

    snowleopard3200 Guardian of the Snow

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    WSF - Klingon is usually very blunt and direct in concern to the warp drive system...

    Klingon Captain orders warp drive...
    Chief Engineer declares a 'minor problem' has arisen...
    Klingon Captain vaporizes chief engineer...
    Klingon Captain promotes new chief engineer...
    Repeat...
     
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  10. hornypixy

    hornypixy Resident Punslut

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    Personally, I'm THIS close to losing it with the person who thought writing a 30 000 word story in limmericks was funny.
     
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  11. ahorsewithnoname

    ahorsewithnoname Porn Star

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    29,842.

    There's no need to exaggerate, geesh!

    I HOPE YOU AREN'T GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE STORY THAT SOMEONE SUBMITTED IN ALL CAPS.

    DC tried to talk me into writing a story together with him in where he'd write the story, and then I would have to go through and remove all of the vowels.

    Like this:

    DC trd t tlk m nt wrtng stry tgthr wth hm n whr h'd wrt th stry, nd thn I wld hv t g thrgh nd rmv ll f th vwls.

    (Left the capital I 'cause otherwise it'd be completely missing.)
     
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  12. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    no

    but the

    e e cummings

    clone

    is giving us

    problems
     
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  13. Laurie Driver

    Laurie Driver Porn Surfer

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    Dujeychugh jagh nIv yItuHQo'.



    tlhIngan tIgh: Suvwl DevmeH paq
     
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  14. CAW SOP

    CAW SOP Sex Machine

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    Ok. The good news is that we are about three to five minutes away from beginning to post the stories.

    Now, we know you are all eager to start reading and commenting, but please refrain from posting anything on any of the stories untill we've put up the reading list. We have a delicate balancing act going between us, three e-mail accounts, three xnxx accounts, a number of stories, links and one IM window. If you post on any of the stories, we may, by accident, send the wrong link to the right story.

    Thank you for your cooperation. Feel free to start reading!
     
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  15. Laurie Driver

    Laurie Driver Porn Surfer

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    Gentlemen (and ladies!) .... Start your engines! :eek:


    Good luck to all the writers, may the best man or woman win.



    A treat for all of we readers, for sure.
     
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  16. CAW SOP

    CAW SOP Sex Machine

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  17. darthel0101

    darthel0101 Porn Star

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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Guaranteed quality reading material. If only I had my weekend beginning instead of ending.

    DARN YOU CAW SOP - IF YOU HAD GOTTEN THE STORIES UP EARLIER, I COULD HAVE READ A FEW.
     
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  18. hornypixy

    hornypixy Resident Punslut

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    [​IMG]
     
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