What is the craziest sexual request someone asked you to perform?

Not what the craziest thing you have done, but what a sex partner asked you to do?

We will start:
Me - A girl at the beach wanted me to fuck her so her head hit the wall or the headboard.
Wife - When my husband asked me if he could stick a finger up my ass just to say we did.

 

first wife wanted me to eat her wearing those edible panties. Tried but the panty flavor sucked so bad..

 

He wanted to drink my urine. NO.

 

Never done anything really crazy IRL but when roleplaying? Plenty of odd requests. Someone wanted to play as a dragon and fill my belly with eggs, implanting 80 eggs in my womb. He then crawled into my mouth and through my digestive track. Another person wanted me to become a goo-girl... think the Blob. One person loved to cut and stab me as they were screwing me. And one, he use to love screwing me then crawling up inside to sleep. Now, he just wants me to eat him and absorb him, turning him into breast milk.

Makes me miss the days of vanilla sex.

 

My wife is always telling me to go fuck myself. Or telling me, why don't you blow yourself. She tells me, go fuck your mother. I don't think she's serious about me fucking mom, she only tells me that when she's mad.

 

This made me giggle!!!

 

Been asked this before too. Uummm no definitely not if your gonna want to kiss me after. Lol

 

My ex girlfriend wanted me to wear a butt plug for 4 days straight including to the most important job interview of my life. I did it but my arsehole is twice the size it used to be.

 

From another post on this forum asking the same thing:

Frankly, I cannot even begin to list out all of the strange stuff there has been so much of it. A few more being:
* Men who wanted to eat my clipped off toe and finger nails, hair, used toilet paper for both my nose and even backside, tampons to suck on, and naturally those who wanted to eat every bit of anything your body produces.
* Men and women that wanted me to stick my big toes in their backsides of cunnie and bear down with enough weight to tear them open.
* Men wanting to be hung by their balls and kicked once hanging there.
* Men wanting me to put the brass spike heels of stiletto shoes on their nuts, then rock back to crush/pierce their balls.
* Men and women who either wanted to mutilate you in some way, or them. Amputation and vorarephilia.
* Bestiality of all types and combinations.
* Men and women that want knives or guns shoved up their backsides and coochies. One even asked me if I would stick a "loaded with blanks" gun up his ass and fire it off, asking to look at the gun having no intention of doing it just wanting it away from him, I found it loaded with live hollowpoint rounds.
* Snuff of others, and also of the person requesting it.

It goes on and on.....Trust me, there is NOTHING that you can think up that has not only been thought of, but also done.

Hush....an alias

 

I was asked to wear 6" heels, her skirt and allow her to fuck me with a strapon....im glad I agreed

 

To fuck her while her husband slept upstairs, we repeated that performance many times!

 

Was to choke a woman (to the point of black out) while i fucked her. Just couldnt bring myself to do it.

 

OTE="VenusInFurze, post: 6754528, member: 706428"]He wanted to drink my urine. NO.[/QUOTE]
Didn't "like" this post because I drink urine. .. which I don't! Lol! I "liked" it because it made me laugh too hard! Lol

 

A girl I used to hook up with wanted me to choke her until she almost passed out while fucking her. I did it once and it really creeped me out. She said since we weren't allowed to drink at the school we were going to she needed a high. She kept begging me to do it every time we fucked after that I would not do it.

 

this guy wanted me fart while being fucked. I got creeped out n left in between... major turn off

 

She asked me to have sex on her boss's desk and most importantly to "jizz" on it...

 

Me and my bride of 20 years have done so much... She squirt, I drink, Pee, sure, I will rim her, eat her after cumming on her clit, she feeds me my precum either by hand or from her tongue. She has used a strap-on, which is awesome, no knock, just try it, prostrate orgasm is wild! We have a lot of fun. I figure I want to try it all (with her, not attracted to guys). There are some things that we didn't like but hey, at least we tried it!

 

One of my early college girlfriends insisted i call her a fake name sarah during sex and sarah was a slut etc etc.None of this made sense until i went to her parents house for christmas and i met her older stunning sister sarah.It was quite a wake up call to her nuttiness

 

Bloody hell Hush. Some of us have led sheltered lives. I want to know but I don't. Can't you remake 50 shades of crap or something?

Hussie...an admirer

 

I must be easily shocked this evening. If there was only one performance perhaps...