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  1. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Packing for my trip to the Caribbean tomorrow morning!
     
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      I know, but Philly was only for a weekend, so it doesn’t count!
       
      deegenerate, Aug 8, 2019
    3. conroe4
      Where in the Carib?
       
      conroe4, Aug 8, 2019
    4. deegenerate
      Cozumel
       
      deegenerate, Aug 8, 2019
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    5. conroe4
      Well crap, I'm probably too late, but I coulda given some pointers about Cozumel. Been there many times, and also for the last time.

      I hope you have a great vacation!
       
      conroe4, Aug 10, 2019
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      Did you visit tallnmentallyunfit while you were in Philly? Or couldn't you find the right basement window to climb in?
       
      1 Toy Maker, Aug 11, 2019
  2. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Waiting in the parking lot for the shoe store to open. I didn't realize that they didn't open until 10.
    Life is hard.
     
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    1. Valspar
      Going to buy some new sandals, Rixer?
      I always pictured you as mostly wearing sandals.... with black socks.
      Lol! Kidding.
       
      Valspar, Aug 8, 2019
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      You aren't far off Val. I live in my Kenneth Cole flip flops. We don't wear socks with our flaps in California. :cool:
      I need new gym shoes, smart ass.;)
       
      Rixer, Aug 8, 2019
  3. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    socks with sandals are a cardinal sin here. you could be executed for that. no shit.
     
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      I had a neighbor that used to wear white socks with sandals.
      I used to give him so much shit he stopped wearing sandals. Lol!
      He must've had some ugly ass feet.
       
      Valspar, Aug 9, 2019
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  4. Hungnfertile

    Hungnfertile Sex Machine

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    Have fun!
     
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  5. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Relaxing this is wierd watching a show called. Good Eats . All about cuts of beef . This is the greatest show ever . Showing how to make cornbeef . . Wat a show . Beef its whats for dinner
     
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    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    omg now is' about beef jerky have i died and gone to heven ? Good eats
     
  7. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Content after a bbq with friends that I grew up with. The weather was perfect, the pool was warm and the wine was perfect!
     
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    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Dam 5:30 am and the sun is coming up I need to get some sleep. . What the hetch
     
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  9. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Up early as usual. Have a valve problem with sprinklers I have to deal with this later morning. :frown:
    Life is hard.
     
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      You still messing with those sprinklers . Rixer i wish i could pump the water over to you been raining for a year and 3/4 now .i actually have grass for a change
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 11, 2019
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      We got lots of water right now. Had a good rainfall and snowpack. It's my damned sprinkler system that gives me fits. It's under control now. :thumbsup:
       
      Rixer, Aug 11, 2019
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      You might want to visit a Urologist!
       
      Pulsar66, Aug 11, 2019
  10. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Headed to the garden, then I’m gonna go watch my Jays (hopefully) spank dem damn Yankees, then dinner with the fam.

    :)
     
  11. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Gotta fix the pontoon boat today. Loaned it out to the SIL, and they came back towed. That's never happened to me. It always ran perfect.

    Neither a borrower nor a lender, be.
     
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    1. Rixer
      At least they brought it back...
       
      Rixer, Aug 11, 2019
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    2. conroe4
      A good Samaritan towed them back. What an embarrassment. My stuff always runs perfect <well, it used to>
       
      conroe4, Aug 11, 2019
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      Lending never works for me , but I still do it just the same , as my girl says ,I uncle head .
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 11, 2019
  12. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    I uncle head? I don't speak Chinese very well. I uncle head. Hmm, VAL!!! HELP!!!!
     
    1. Truthful 1
      She trying to say Knucklehead , fuck she make me laugh .
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 11, 2019
    2. Truthful 1
      Conroe i just might live in the funniest house ever . Now
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 11, 2019
    3. conroe4
      That's way kewel, after what you described you went through with the first.

      Alrighty, we'll call you uncle head. I like it - has a nice ring to it.
       
      conroe4, Aug 11, 2019
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      She is very witty . An a little demanding though but i need to be pushed i to easy going sometimes
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 11, 2019
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  13. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Sitting on my deck in the shade listening to the cicadas and nothing else! Nice breeze, cold beverage, ah life has its moments.
     
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  14. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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      I hope you’re enjoying the game!
       
      Justlikethat, Aug 11, 2019
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  15. Pulsar66

    Pulsar66 Porn Star

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    Knackered and, following a piss poor day at the office, rather hacked off.
     
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  16. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Welp, it's gonna be hot soon. My sources tell me around 105 today so I've wasted enough time here this morning already. I gotta go get some lapidary work done before the garage gets like a fucking oven. Yikes!
     
  17. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Still sitting in the rain waiting to go home .