1. Hello,


    Personal info as kik, email, skype etc. is not allowed ("email is....."; “kik is same as my username”) on our forum. Please use Private Messages for it.

    Personal ads with pictures or videos post in Personal and not in Pic & Movie Post.


    Thank you,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

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  3. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. BigDick098

    BigDick098 Porn Surfer

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    any ideas for a substitute dildo?
    i want something kinda big
     
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  2. HisLittleOne

    HisLittleOne Porn Star

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    A dick. :D
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  3. TheElite

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    YOU JUST STOLE MY IDEA!

    I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT BEFORE I OPENED THE THREAD!


    Stilll love you though.. :kiss::kiss::rose::kiss::kiss:


    For the Topic Creator : Cucumber.
     
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  4. HisLittleOne

    HisLittleOne Porn Star

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    Oh, I knew someone was going to say it.
    Love ya too.
     
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  5. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    Yes! A nice, big, fat cucumber. If that isn't big enough, you could try an eggplant.
     
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  6. Bishop

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    a glass jar.









    see what i did there?
     
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  7. HisLittleOne

    HisLittleOne Porn Star

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    :D You made a silly!
     
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  8. Blue.

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    *shudders*

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  9. insanity6is1a6virtue

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    Bedpost.
     
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    Gear shift on a car.
     
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    shampoo bottle
     
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    Butternut squash.
     
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  13. DonDillo

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    A fist
     
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  14. cherrypoppin101

    cherrypoppin101 Amateur

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    a wine bottle or a fist
     
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  15. captain trind

    captain trind Amateur

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    A block of cheese cut in to the shape of a fist....the comedy value alone should get the fluids moving. :excited:
     
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    Win.
     
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  17. Doc Slim

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    A broom handle, but that isn't really all that wide, but plenty long enough.
     
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    An Arizona Iced Tea :)
     
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    icwutudidthar
     
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  20. captain trind

    captain trind Amateur

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    a freshwater eel? and if you dont kill it first IT should wriggle You to extasy :excited:
     
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