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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Penny2u

    Penny2u Bad Penny

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    Easy enough to follow, what do you hate:


    Don't you just hate it when: The forum crashes and you end up doing things like.................housework.....

    mad-lady-384x310.jpg
     
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    1. TonySopranoBossman
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    2. AdrianaLaCerva
      Hey AnX sock

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  2. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    Don't you just hate it when: A customer struggles to find their money and you're stuck in line.
     
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  3. Penny2u

    Penny2u Bad Penny

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    Don't you just hate it when you click on a thread to reply and it says: xnxx.com is not responding.....recover webpage? followed by a 10 minute wait and then your internet crashes.
     
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  4. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    Don't you just hate it when: you wake up and have to be at work in 20 minutes.
     
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  5. Penny2u

    Penny2u Bad Penny

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    Don't you just hate it when you take a huge drink of ice cold coke, read something funny and it snorts down your nose................
     
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  6. bookwormiam

    bookwormiam Porno Junky

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    Don't you hate it when someone squeezes the toothpaste tube in the middle instead of starting at the end of the tube?
     
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  7. mlc101n

    mlc101n Casanova Voyeur

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    Dyjhi--- when your tightening a bolt and your wrench slips and end up with bloody knuckles!
     
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    1. Penny2u
      I had to re read it, I thought you said when your wench slips and you get bloody knuckles.
       
      Penny2u, Dec 28, 2015
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    2. VenusInFurze
      That happened last time my sadist fisted me, lol. I did just hate it when!
       
      VenusInFurze, Dec 28, 2015
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  8. pervehubby

    pervehubby Sex Machine

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    Don't you just hate it when you have to take a shit but your stuck in traffic
     
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  9. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise Banned!

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    dont you just hate it when you look forward to something for ages and get letdown
     
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    1. NiteWalker
      :(
       
      NiteWalker, Dec 28, 2015
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    2. angelforyou
      So true this
       
      angelforyou, Dec 31, 2015
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    3. NiteWalker
      Go back to the other site please!
       
      NiteWalker, Dec 31, 2015
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    4. angelforyou
      get on your knees and beg lol
       
      angelforyou, Dec 31, 2015
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    5. angelforyou
      dont like it do it
       
      angelforyou, Dec 31, 2015
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  10. VenusInFurze

    VenusInFurze Online Odalisque

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    DYJHI when a condom breaks at an orgy and no one knows whose it is or who he was fucking at the time.
     
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  11. Penny2u

    Penny2u Bad Penny

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    Don't you just hate it when a condom comes off inside and you have to start fishing it out.
     
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    1. VenusInFurze
      Especially in your ass...you can go pretty darn deep after it!
       
      VenusInFurze, Dec 28, 2015
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    2. Penny2u
      I've got to say, never had that, ouch. Bad enough in the front bum
       
      Penny2u, Dec 28, 2015
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  12. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    When you agree to work an extra day.
     
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  13. bookwormiam

    bookwormiam Porno Junky

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    Dyjhiw he gets off before you
     
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    2. bookwormiam
      Yes I do. Gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
       
      bookwormiam, Dec 29, 2015
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    3. xmo.bil
      A true gentleman try's not to come first.
       
      xmo.bil, Dec 29, 2015
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  14. Penny2u

    Penny2u Bad Penny

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    You open a box of your favourite chocolates and find they've replaced the Turkish delight with salted caramel. FFS who puts salt in a box of chocolates.
     
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      And all because the lady loves... Salty minging chocolate!

      I'm not that much of a fan of Cadbury chocolate anyway. I'm Much more a galaxy fan
       
      Deleted User 2234432, Dec 29, 2015
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    3. Penny2u
      Galaxy is the best for melting, it melts without help on body parts, especially between my legs.
       
      Penny2u, Dec 29, 2015
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    4. Deleted User 2234432
      Bring on the fillings and diabetes! Slow licks or big slurps?
       
      Deleted User 2234432, Dec 29, 2015
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    5. justanotherslut
      Salty chocolate is awesome! Sorry to disagree, m & m's mixed with popcorn:).
       
      justanotherslut, Dec 29, 2015
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    6. Penny2u
      Ah, you see there you have it, I'm not a lover of popcorn unless its chocolate covered.
       
      Penny2u, Dec 29, 2015
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  15. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    You're trying to masturbate but keep getting interrupted by phone calls.
     
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    1. Penny2u
      Ha haha, not me, I've not got your number
       
      Penny2u, Dec 28, 2015
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    2. shadowfap
      I don't pick up random numbers anyway. I just continue taking care of myself. I let it ring and put on my headphones lol.
       
      shadowfap, Dec 28, 2015
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    3. Penny2u
      So I'm just random now am I ? Hmmmm, You soon find who your friends are:p
       
      Penny2u, Dec 28, 2015
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    4. VenusInFurze
      LOL, as long as the person who called me wasn't a relative or my boss, I'd probably just start having phone sex with them.
       
      VenusInFurze, Dec 28, 2015
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    5. shadowfap
      Don't be that way, Penny. I'm sure we can come to an understanding ;)
       
      shadowfap, Dec 28, 2015
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  16. Penny2u

    Penny2u Bad Penny

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    You've just got up, (1030am) making your first coffee, decided to slob a bit, wearing panties and big T shirt, un showered, hair not brushed nothing planned..........and an old friend that's a bit posh calls in unannounced as they just happened to be passing.
     
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    1. fantasysflirt
      Lmao! Can honestly say it wasn't me this time.
       
      fantasysflirt, Dec 31, 2015
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    2. Penny2u
      No it wasn't you this time, and who said you're posh:p

      I'm still recovering from the last time you "popped" in
       
      Penny2u, Dec 31, 2015
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    3. fantasysflirt
      Well I'm bout to pop in again...guess you'll be in a need of a vacation afterwards.
       
      fantasysflirt, Dec 31, 2015
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  17. Deleted User 2234432

    Deleted User 2234432 Craic Addict Banned!

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    People who play word games just make up the words :rolleyes:
     
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  18. bookwormiam

    bookwormiam Porno Junky

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    When you step outside and snow goes up over your boots and in on your socks. .or in my case forgetting boots at work and having sopping wet socks and tennis shoes from going outside grr
     
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    1. ddlover4815
      Being from MN, I know this way to well... Ugh...:(
       
      ddlover4815, Dec 31, 2015
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  19. mlc101n

    mlc101n Casanova Voyeur

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    Dyjhi when your Internet slows so bad when you post in a thread-- and your 3 post behind!!! Wearing out the edit button
     
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    1. Penny2u
      Unfortunately its not always your tinternet, the site is sooooo slow sometimes. that's why I often pick the threads at the bottom of the page to answer first, saves me having to edit...........sometimes.........

      but now my secrets out...............edit button time again methinks
       
      Penny2u, Dec 29, 2015
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  20. jdm320

    jdm320 Nice Guy

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    DYJHI when you wake up 3 minutes after you are supposed to be at work?
     
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