Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it while afloat?
Have you done it in a car?
Have you done it in a bar?
Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?
Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?
Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with multiple cocks?
Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?
Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?
Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?
Have you done it in the dark?
Have you done it in a park?
Have you done it in a rage?
Have you done it in a cage?
Have you done it on a whim?
Have you done it in a gym?
Have you done it & then said "EEK"?
Have You done it with a freak?
Have you done it with ropes & chains?
Have you done it while insane?
Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?
Have you done it with your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?
Have you done on either (N or S) poles?
Have you done it in all your holes?
Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it while on a log?
Have you done it for all to see?
Have you done it & got VD?
Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?
Have you done it while at sea?
Have you done it in an orgy?
Have you done it with your tongue?
Have you done it while the fire bell rung?
Have you done it in the rear?
Have you done it with a queer?
Have you done it on a train?
Have you done it on a plane?
Have you done it on a dare?
Have you done it in a chair?
Have you done it with your pee?
Have you done it under a Christmas tree?

Answer these & count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows;
Fifty questions I ask of thee,
score times two is your Purity.

And don't forget to post your score,
You fucking dirty lil whore. :-E

 

I do not like it, Sam I Am.
And you spelled "Dr. Seuss" wrong.

 

In case you didn't notice "Kimiko" … the good Dr.s' name was the ONLY thing that Was misspelled on that entire list & that was cuz He didn't write it … I did … besides that I didn't want to get sued for using his Real Name for my lil parody. *Sticks out tongue & blows raspberries in your face!* :twisted: :-E

 

yeah. :neutral: How about you STFU?

 

19 times I had to answer no!
I'll have to go back
and have another go

It will be fun trying until I'm dieing .

OHH well. I tried

 

Thank you for being a Test taker … I also Loved your "Rhyme in time" too. So you got "19 No's" which equals out to a "38 Purity" … please do keep working on that as I got a 6 which equals a "12 Purity" myself.:shock: I also gotta come back & get that # down. :lol: :twisted: (Except that VD one! ) If you can think of any to add please do so. :twisted:

(Please everyone … do not let this tiff between myself & the Hater's of this thread stop you from enjoying it in the Total Fun in which it was intended … for that I do apologise … but sometimes ya just gotta put People in their places … & then move on … to the next best thing that comes along … right?! :-E )

 

Fuck the world. But do not be harsh. Bury it in relativism. Philosophies marsh. First call a funeral. To say what's been done. Then call for police. Investigation begun. Who fucked the world? We all did, quite fast. Ok, I'll change my question, who fucked her the last? Was we said the hippies, we loved her the most! Was we called the British, we really buttered her toast! Not I, said the gays, averting their eyes. We could not fuck her on account of her not being a guy!

New question inspector. Will it help? Surely it will. What were you doing when the world was killed? I was much too busy counting money to notice, said the French-born-american La Piere La Com Blotus. I have an alibi for myself aswell, said canadian pothead Sammy Chauntrelle. I was high, yes so high, was way up in the clouds. So you see I just couldn't see how. How she was killed or even who did it, I was high on account of a habit, now that she's dead I must quit it. Then came a suddenly booming and frightening voice, was I, said the speaker, but I had no choice. I needed minerals, oils and gas, I needed rocks for shaping and liquids and glass. I needed resources, I needed cash. I fucked the world, or at least fucked her last.

And turning to add a face to that voice, the face was that of greed, the dicks drug of choice.

So remember dear children, when sleeping at night, you sleep on a pussy that is no longer tight. And one of these days greed will finally break her, and the world, and existence, will then meet its maker. And when we do meet, on that fateful day, who killed my lovely world? Is what he will say. And to that you must say: you did, our father. You should have made greed a gay.

 

Now That's Fuckin' Funny LMFAO :lol::lol::twisted::-E … how long did it take you to write that :?: … or where did you get that from ? :shock: I gotta know … please keep them cumming.

 

64 purity Bubba

64 purity :!::!::!:

 

My, aren't WE touchy!

 

I am so making this a checklist

 

This little list was lame
You should hang you head in shame


Why post this thread so crap
A waist of time you silly twat

 

I answered no to all of those seeing as I'm still a virgin. DAMMIT!

 

No, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, yes, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

43 no, 86% pure.

 

32%

Hmmmm