So I have a habit of jerkin off while I am in bed and since I am uncut, I fall asleep right after and it has built up a nasty smell. How/what is the quickest and most efficent way to get rid of this? Please Help. Thanks

 

Take a shower. Use soap on the head of your cock. Clean that fucker. Pull your foreskin back, and wash the damn thing.

I hope you do this everyday already...

Do you do this and the smell is still there? If cleaning it won't work, you might have to see a doctor, because a bad smell like that might indicate some kind of problem.

 

I do it but my head is sooo sensitive and it hurts bad so I just do the front part, not really the back....

 

I'm uncut. Your dick should NOT be THAT sensitive. Clean the whole thing! Do you only clean half your armpit? NO! So don't only do a half-cocked job on your cock! If it's so sensitive it hurts to brush a bar of soap over it, either you need to see a doctor or you need a new brand of soap.

 

Cut your dick off?

 

thats no fun!

 

Yeah, it needs good washing..
And it would be a good idea to clean up after.

 

if its that sensitive i would not reccomend getting a cut xD, and i used to have the same problem just stop bein a wuss and clean it

 

You quoted the wrong post, m'dear.

 

*just noticing this is true* lol

 

Just keep doing like you have been and you won't have to worry about it eventually!
You WILL join the ranks of the circumcised if you want to or not.

 

Also, bad hygiene under the foreskin over an extended period can lead to penile cancer, and I'm not fucking joking.

 

Has it come to this? We have to tell people how to wash themselves? Or even TO wash themselves?

Here's the next thread: "Hey, folks, I've got a big problem I need some help with. Everyone I come into contact with says I smell like a dead goat. I can't understand it, since I take a shower once a year, sometimes twice, whether I need it or not. What am I doing wrong?"

 

I know.

It's fucking crazy. My dad told me to wash under my foreskin when I was like... really fucking young!

 

*laughing* You just reminded me of something my husband said the other day. He comes out of the men's room at the movie theater, and as we're walking, he says this:

"You know, I'd sure like to know who taught so many guys that they should flush the urinal BEFORE they use it, or WHILE they're using it, but not AFTER they use it?"

Maybe we need a new thread for this.

But is it true that there are guys who don't flush the urinal after they've used it?

 

True. I find piss in the urinals all the time... among other things

 

All the urinals I've pissed in have either no flush at all, or an automatic flush.

Of course, by urinal I mean the things that are on the wall.

Toilets, however... I alwys flush them after I use them. Why wouldn't you?!

 

I have no idea.

 

So the next person can see what an excellent job you've done!

 

I'm f*#%ing glad you have a choose to wash there,
I've had the that problem removed, at birth,