1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. pookey227

    pookey227 Newcumer

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    Wait wait wait,

    wtf is the difference?!

    a dick is a dick
     
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  2. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    Pookey, go see what RP has done to my 'My Kind of Town' thread in stories, she has completely rewritten the story from a female perspective. It is awesome.
     
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  3. pookey227

    pookey227 Newcumer

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    lol PM much?

    will tomorow

    and RP?
     
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  4. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    OK here we go Brit dick no.2
     
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  5. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    Nah!....that's not a real dick, that's photoshopped that is....

    I used to have that picture as an avatar...

    ..and can we have one of you bending over in a thong......phwoor!!:eek:
     
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  6. ArchAngel

    ArchAngel Sex Machine

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    Hey UK!!!!

    Hey Brits, or Brit types. What is Spotted Dick??? I know it's a food, not a disease!!!!
     
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  7. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    It's a sort of suet pudding with a sprinkling of dried fruit to give it the 'spots'....very nice with custard!

    It's also a generic term for any number of unfortunate conditions that require you to go to a clinic where they only use your first name.....:-D
     
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  8. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    English Dicks- God Save The Queen

    Now why can't one of you with a nice long dick make a pic with the British flag hanging down under the horizontal hard dick. I would do it myself (but Im too small and soft.)
     
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  9. Joey451

    Joey451 Porn Star

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    I agree with this comment people:D
     
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  10. tweedgirl

    tweedgirl Porno Junky

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    i think we see enough of english dicks trying to win the ashes at the moment:D
     
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  11. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    Now we see where you get your name. [​IMG]
     
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  12. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    You are way too kind! Your arse must have inspired me!
     
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  13. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    OH YOU AUSSIE!!!!!!!!
     
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  14. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    I say old chap.....are you British...only British dicks here you know.....Damn Bloody...what....:)
     
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  15. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    Yep...that's how it's done........Ah, another flag-pole being raised for England......doesn't it make us all proud!!![​IMG]
     
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  16. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    Man but that's a fine looking bit of British beef...

    ...and the two veg are looking good....[​IMG]
     
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  17. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    My what an extraordinary large hand you have.
     
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  18. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D[​IMG]
     
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  19. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    You misquoted:

    A dick is a dick is a dick and the key to every woman's womb.
     
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  20. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    What is a dick? it is nor hand, nor foot,[SIZE=-2][/SIZE]Nor arm, nor face, but an other part Belonging to a man. O! be some other name: What’s in a name? that which we call a dick By any other name would smell as sweet;


    Romeo and Juliet
    My version
     
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