This is my first story. Not very detailed but I think its kind of cute. I have more stories with more details but this is the start.

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My girlfriend has been a lawyer for many years now. She is known for her uncanny ability to completely understand every small, seemingly insignificant clause and detail of a contract. I am here to explain why she is like that.
It happened during law school. She was a waitress at a restaurant and had some regular customers who were always flirting with her. She had one rather creepy regular who always left her a big tip and just stared at her. One day he approached her and said he knew she needed money for school bills. She had been chatting with people in the place and he had overheard. He wanted to make a deal with her. He would give her $1000.00 if she would have sex with him. He promised it would be a quick one but he really wanted her. She of course said no, but he told her that he would drop the money on the floor and he would fuck her and finish before she stood back up. She could not kneel down she had to bend at the waist but he would finish before she stood up.
Well she called me and told me that there was no way this guy could do her that fast but he might get to see her ass naked and asked if that was ok. I said to make it $2000.00 just to see if he was serious and to go for it. I told her that he wouldn’t even get a chance to pull her skirt up before she stood up. So he agreed to $2000.00 and it was set up for the next day at 2:00 right after rush hour in the back room of the restaurant.
The next day I was sitting by the phone at 2:00 waiting to hear how it went. I waited and waited. 2:10 came, then 2:20, then 2:30, then 2:45 and finally the phone rang. The first words out of her mouth were… “The little bastard used quarters!”

 

i skimmed threw it doesnt make sense. isnt sexy. you could have not written anything that would have sounded better.

 

It made sense to me. Made me smile too.

 

Oh

K this is a joke! it was really funny though! put it in Sex Jokes hehe i liked it it was clever!

 

Lol!

I wonder if that would work as a bar bet? Now i just need $2,000 in quarters!

 

Absolute class ! Love it !

 

This is a joke, I've seen it around the net MANY times, and there is no way you're the one that wrote this.

But cute/funny none-the-less.