there's this girl that goes to school by our house she walks to school and when i drive by she gives me a look and always turn's her head to looks at me how should i aprouch her im very intested in her:???:

 

Why don't you try talking to her

 

Jump up and down and point at your dick.

That never gets old. :-D :-D

-S-

 

:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D love it....!!

 

hahahahah! was waiting to see what kind of response folks would give to that !! seems all good so far....

 

I wasn't meaning to be rude, but come on.

Dude, there's no one line that's going to work magic for you and make the girls panties incinerate in a fire of lust. We developed language for a reason. Use it. Just say...shit, what's that thing you said when you meet someone...damn, I just had it too. Oh yeah! "Hi."

And if that fails, this time jump up and down and point at your dick with a big foam finger that says "We're #1!"

-S-

 

yup, foam finger advice is definately the right way to go!

hey Shake, you been checking out those tunes i suggested...? how they're what you've been looking for...

 

Shake.. You're a mess. Funny shit. Brightened my day. Especially the foam finger.

But yeah, just say hello. It's gotta start somewhere. It's not gonna be like, "Hi." Her reply: "OMFG, WANNA FUCK?!" I had an inspirational talk from Doc one day and it helped a lot, still no girlfriend, but it's slowly happening!

 

I have a friend who tells a story about how he met his future wife. He was taking the bus to work, and she was always at the same bus stop. She lived in the apartment complex next door. But they were both too shy to initiate a conversation. This went on for months, until finally she took the bull by the horns and made some idle comment about the weather. They started talking, then went out for lunch, then for dinner, and they finally jumped into bed and fucked like bunnies. And now they've been married for 10 years.

My point is, these things have to develop at their own pace, organically, you know? Don't rely on a line...trust me, we've heard them all, and they're all cheesy. Just smile and say hello when you find yourself at the mailboxes together.

 

Now this is what you do........

You work out what time of day she comes along and get there a few minutes before, with your car.

Let one of the tyres down and when she comes along, pretend that you're trying to prise the hub-cap off with your fingers.

Just smile at her and say 'Hi', if she's interested, she'll stop and talk - if she's not she'll keep going and you haven't lost face.

Introduce yourself........tell her that your name is 'Driver'

As she stands watching you vainly trying to get the hub-cap off, wait for the magic question:

"Do you need a screw-driver?"

Say 'Yes, thank you very much' and then it's down to you........:-D

 

Gawd....

 

Well...............perhaps not the most popular idea..............:-D

 

lol LMAO! Good one...

 

Give her a crotch chop and yell "Suck it". You'll be golden then.






~I do not advise this behavior~

 

Chunks, You're a bad lad. That's got about as much chance of happening as asking "Do you sleep on your stomach?" and if she says no asking "Well do you mind if I do?"

Subtle. Like a charging Rhino. Which a Machine Gun. Playing Thrash Metal. Wearing a Pink Leotard.

 

Lol umm wtf is a crotch chop? ohh shit you mean that stuff DX used to do? Everybody and their dog used to that when I was little, didn't work once

By the way, Kimiko's advice is pretty good, just don't force things but don't expect her to automatically want to bang your brains out either. Just smile and say hi whenever you see her. Start up some small talk and see where it goes from there

 

lol Shaun Michaels and his DX Chop.

 

Crotch chop!! Lets get ready to suck it!!

 

Its Shawn Michaels

 

Lol my fav. was always Stone Cold..He was definitely THE man in those days

anybody remember nWO?