hi, i'm a male mid twenties and i am a virgin. i've never had a girlfriend, i've never been kissed, hell i've never even been complemented by a girl. i shit you not, all this is true. my god or someone strike me dead if i'm lying. what i'm looking for is some girl(s) to send me emails for cyber sex, or girls who want 2 talk dirty and nasty to me, or for some girl to send me some REAL pictures of themselves (nude or non-nude). i'll be glad as shit for any of them. i'm not deliusonial i don't plan on meeting or marrying any of you. all i'm asking is for someone to throw this horn-dog a bone.

i can't emphasize enough how honest i'm being. and i'll probably regret posting this minutes later. and please guys and girls don't rip on me. i'm not the most confident guy in the world.


this thing wont let me post my email address exactly as is. fuck my life why does everything have to be so hard.

soilwork_126 at hotmail dot com

please try and contact me.
thank you.

 

Yeppers, I'm just sure this is going to work.

 

There's nothing more alluring then a desperately horny guy begging for cyber and pics....

You did notice my sarcastic tone didn't you?

*curses not being able to transfer voice intonation through my typewriter*

 

You want dirty talk you cock sucking motherfucking penis brained arse? I'm not surprised nobody wants to kiss you, let alone fuck you with a name like Pigvomit!!

 

man if you're this desperate you might as well just go to a hooker, at least you'll get sex and not a trip to Palmdale.... yes, I just said that

either that or a strip club... then you can pay girls to pretend you're the person they wanna fuck the most in the whole world, and who knows, you may even get your first kiss, your first blowjob....or maybe even your first pussy

 

hahahaha, this made my day.

I was definitely wondering about the name choice myself. Strange one...

 

Seriously. That'll be all.

 

Is pigvomit your Christian name? I have a mate named Vaginal Leakage, you two should think about hooking up. Or maybe you should think twice about your lack of discernment.

 

i think its called going out and getting a life. go make friends and go places. dont stay on here where you'll b begging for pics and chats that u wont get.

 

So you can't get affection in real life and you think you can get it on line???? What is that I just stepped in??? Bull shit!! Don't insult the women here with that crap

 

Well, I'm not going to do any of that but I am going to help you in a proper way. Online or offline, You have to be smooth with a girl. Get to know her a little bit,Let her get to know you. Find things in common. Then you will have a girlfriend. Now this part is trickier,You have to tease her,Flirt with her, Tell her she's beautiful, make her feel good. Then you will most likely get laid.

Now if you do not want to put any effort whatsoever into getting a girl to like you, Go to a club, Flirt a lil,buy some chick a drink. Theres alot of girls there looking for one nighters.

OH AND USE PROTECTION!

 

If you are serious -get resources to improve youself

 

im sure the 10000 of women that think that sounds alluring have all added you on dotcom hence why it hasn't worked, oh no

 

You can't help yourself - can you?

Yet another inspirational post by buzzoff101.

I bet $5 Porter will post to his defence shortly. Who is pissing on who?

Dickie

 

I'll take that bet!
If I didn't know any better, I'd say someone has a little man crush on Buzz. You follow him wherever he posts to see what he writes secretly hoping he says he loves you. Oh that's so cute.

To the OP

 

Well, I don't know if this is true or not, but if you are looking for a gf or getting laid, it won't happen in cyber space. You need to get out from behind the damn computer screen and get a life. There are plenty of places to meet up with someone, or get yourself a pro. Sheesh!