Jack Mine and Thinskin have been on a drinking session and are walking home...........as they are crossing a bridge over a river Jack says.......I am busting for a piss.............I reply........me too Jack let's piss over the side of the bridge!!

After a few moments Jack says............wow that water's cold!!

I reply...........yes it is deep too!!

G'night all..........play nice and be nice!!

thinskin

 

Did @thinskin ever tell you about the time he came into my bar? He looked over and seen a gorilla sitting in the corner, he was like Jack what's up with the gorilla? I told him come on you wanna see? I grabbed a pipe from behind the bar walked over and whacked the gorilla over the head. The gorilla dropped to his knees and started blowing me. @thinskin was like fuck, Jack that's amazing, I asked him if he wanted to give it a try? He said yeah, just don't hit me so hard.

 

Na but aint beenasleep yet

 

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

 

What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog?
When you're driving in the fog you can't see the asshole in front of you.

 

I went into an adult book store and went down back to the video booths. I noticed a door slightly ajar and when I opened it and stuck my head in I seen my father sitting there jerking off, I was like dad what the fuck are you doing here? He said, I'm waiting for a queer like you to open the door and look in. He said, you really want me to bother your mother? He said, can't you see I'm blowing the guy? What's your punch line?

 

What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?

an erection.

 

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink..

 

So there is a terrible storm at sea, and a ship crashes into a deserted island. The only survivors are 2 men and a lady. Weeks and months go by, and they are not rescued. Well, as time passes, nature begins to take its course, and the lady starts having casual sex with both the men. This goes on for a while, but eventually, her conscience starts to get to her and she starts to feel really bad about what she has been doing. She gets so upset that she commits suicide. Now the two guys are devastated. They feel terrible that their friend killed herself, but, time passes, and once again, nature begins to take its course. It goes on for a few weeks, but pretty soon, the two guys start to feel bad about what they have been doing. So, they bury her.

 

What did the guy say when he seen a female rapper rapping on her menstrual cycle?

 

My sex life.

 

Bought a new deodorant yesterday. Instructions said take off top and push up bottom - uncomfortable to walk but when I fart it smells lovely.

 

She's got a mean flow

 

Two lesbian sluts we're talking and telling each other lies about a guy they both where fucking, the BIG one was saying, I'm not fucking him at all, and the little one was saying, I only suck him off. The truth was they both loved getting daddy's dick. And they both asked daddy who was his favorite, and he would tell them both they where just nasty whores he played with.