I don't see a place for hello's/introductions, so thought I would post mine here (if it's in the wrong place, please let me know).

Well... Hello Everyone

Erm, male, 34, East Midlands (Englandshire). I may be active, I may post some pictures and some longer sentances with some structure to them, we shall see.

Have a nice day ya'll.

M %-)

 

Hello Mat, welcome to XNXX.

Show us your willy. Please remember that XNXX is an equal opportunities forum, everyone has the chance of being abused, scorned, insulted, threatened, ignored, ridiculed or otherwise (delete as appropriate).

You cannot get your money back. You cannot delete your account (be very sure about this, don't ever ask if you can). Your home is at risk if you do not keep up payments. The Surgeon General has determined that masturbating is dangerous for yoour eysighit,

Cock Or Get The Fuck Out.

 

Welcome. Looking forward to your longer "sentances".

 

Welcome to the lounge.

Rick he has a valid excuse for grammar errors being across the pond, what's your excuse?

 

My excuse? It's the governments fault. Obama did it. CIA. FBI, NSA, Boy scouts of America, LDS, and Scientology all contributed to my downfall.

 

No, we spell it 'sentence' over here as well - I was being nice by not mentioning it when I posted (see, I am nice really, despite what PP says). Its you colonial chaps over there that spell things incorrectly! :excited:

 

Lucky for you im in an ok mood and find that a little funny

 

Well rick always jumps at every chance to insult someone so i thought I would have a bit of fun. I don't really care for the insult game but i play from time to time

 

Actually, spell checking is usually the responsibility of tenguy (with me the victim), but because of the "structured sentence" remark I just had to do it. I feel horrible about it though. PS Fuck PP.

 

Really, a picture of my willy? I have always been told it is rather crass to show such a picture (and that women really don't want to see that), however that is in relation to regular dating sites and I acknowledge that this place may be rather different.

You'll have to give me a moment, I'm not sure how powerful the zoom is on my camera...

M :-H

p.s. Please note that I shall indeed be typing in The Queen's English!

 

Glad to see you are in a decent mood today

 

:excited: Ha ha ha, I like you already Mat - but don't worry about the cockpic, there's enough of them already on here. It will only give us an excuse to run through the "Oh, its just like a penis - only smaller!" type of cheap joke/insults.

 

I, too think he will fit in nicely. Janey you are in rare form today too. I remember the story of the man that was chasing a girl who never laughed. He had heard women love men who make them laugh. His friend when the guy sought help suggested "when next you are with her, drop your pants". If she laughs you may have found her sense of humor but lost all chance at her pussy.

 

I could really do without seeing a cock picture, but if you must, put sir charles edward the 8th in pic and movie post section.. :excited::excited:

have fun here ignore the assholes that are here for trouble and you will have a good time. :excited:&

 

I actually already have the perfect picture in mind, I'm just working on the lighting and camera angles (and of course undertaking some impromptu grooming/topiary/jungle hacking).

It's a bit like a wedding or prom photo to me - you're only going to do it once (you hope), might as well look your best (and yes, I shall be moisturising first).

M :-~

p.s. the nonexistent 'a' in sentence has always scuppered me, alas.

 

To err is human to forgive divine.

 

What makes you think there are any women on here?

 

A combination of hope and blind faith.

M :-~

 

I know both "Hope" and "Faith" but didn't know Faith was blind...Did you know the other sister, Charity?

 

I'm hoping Charity will come in to play when the (fingers crossed) women on here catch sight of my penis.

M