Hi I'm new on here I'm a bit shy till u get to know me looking to get to know some new people if u wanna know anything about me all u need to do is ask

 

How tall are you?

What colour is your hair naturally?

Do you like Motorbikes?

Boiled eggs or scrambled?

 

Welcum to the forum.......enjoy your stay.....

 

I'm 5'5 I think

My hair is naturally a dark brown

I love motorbikes

And defiantly boiled

 

Thank You

 

Welcome to This Forum, maybe you can get richie to post his Guide to xnxx.

 

Though curiosity killed the cat, I wonder how one would boil a defiant egg. Is it a bit like a punishment then? It reminds me of the sound a lobster makes when you drop it in boiling water...

Any who, welcome

 

Sounds all good to me, welcome and have fun, but be wary there are some weidos around here.

 

Welcome from one relatively newbie to a real newbie.

I have some tips for you:

1. Be nice to or ask nicely for Richief to give you his guide to navigating the XNXX forum. (he claims he doesn't really like being the "Guide Guru" , but I think he secretly loves it.... :laughing

2. The only thing that isn't listed on the guide are people who I like to call Octopuses (Octopusi, Octopi - what is the plural of octopus????)... Anyway back to my warning. These members will post an inflammatory question, wait patiently for you to answer then surround you then get into a back and forth war of words.

It's never boring! N.E.Woman

 

Welcome to the fora. Here you'll find every sort of humans,just stick around long enough. Just be prepared for a fight at all times. Remember that the cause or rationale does not mttwr you must win the fight at all costs. Now go ahead and burn!....I mean enjoy.

 

welcome

 

Hello Vamp, pleased to meet you!

 

Why are you so defiant about them being boiled? Is there a law where you live that they have to be scrambled?

My question to you is... you don't honestly think you're a vampire do you?

 

Remember my Octopi comment... See above.

 

Where I'm from, if we've got something to say about somebody we mention their name and say it to them directly.

I was making a joke. Chill the fuck out, and don't ever lump me in with those types just because I don't let others say whatever the hell they want to and about others. Nobody else wants to say anything, so I take it upon myself to.

You wanna do this for real though? Okay. Here's my "xnxx survival tips"

1.) Don't ever question or challenge one of the people with big egos here who thinks he/she knows everything for whatever reason

2.) Don't stick up for anybody being ganged up on.

3.) Don't challenge anybody who does or says whatever they want to or about others.

4.) Only a full-of-him/herself loser thinks Sexuality or the games forums are anywhere but great places. The games forum is awesome for killing time and a chill environment.

5.) Don't believe in God, believe that pot shouldn't just be legalized, question the "Occupy" bullshit, or question any of the things that happen to be prevalently popular at junior colleges and among the porn community and other similar places.

6.) Don't take any of it seriously because there's so much bullshit here it'll drive you crazy. Don't EVER trust anybody or let your guard down until you know you can.

There ya go. Happy to help.

 

Oh, forgot one: 7.) Don't ever challenge or disagree with Europeans, Canadians, Australians/NZers or "South Africans" (who aren't actually South Africans but English people who stole the land).

 

Hiya welcome to the forum, enjoy your stay x

 

Are you done with your temper tantrum? Also I think you may have some kind of "everyone's out to get me" complex, because in reality, I wasn't talking to/about YOU.

I was making a reference to Pandy. You are right in one thing, I probably should have made it more clear, that is who I was joking about...

 

I'm not sure what the fuck you're reading but ain't no temper tantrum here, sweetheart. Na, not really.. more like a "people wanna always blame me for shit" complex, because they do. If it was a misunderstanding then whatever but don't disrespect me completely unnecessarily or make me out to be a child because I respond bluntly to what was perceived as an indirect comment about me.

Yes, you should've. Or maybe not said it at all because I think he was just mocking the way the forum goes. That's just me though.

 

1. You called me sweetheart

2. I have never "blamed you for shit" so maybe you should be careful with the generalizations.

3. Was that an apology? Because if it was, you suck at it - "Erin Brockovich"

4. Pandy and I have an on going joke with each other, so he wouldn't have been offended.

Have a wonderful day.... N.E.