As I'm sure many of you are, I'm becoming bored of just using my hand to pleasure myself, I want to know, do any of you know how to make a Homemade sex toy/machine?

Something simple enough to make at home, yet feels good enough.

I'm male by the way, so I'd like something I would be able to instert/rub agenst.

Thanks in advance. =)

 

try squirting some shaving cream in your hand....if that dont work well enuf then hit it wit a hammer !!!....its good enuf for the rest of us !!!

 

hit up google, if you type in homemade sex toys, one of the top results is a good one to check out. my favorite, the sock em

 

If possible avoid dwelling on self pleasuring with toys, you should try to go out and meet real women. But then I dont want to judge.

I dont think you can actually make anything good for this kind of purpose. Just look for things around you like a towel with different textures. You could also try to find some everyday use objects in the store, but I dont know what a guy could find. For example there is this toy for kids that is sold in some toy stores. Its like you hold it inyour fist and it slips through because its like a plastic tube filled with water. I think if you were to put some lotion on that thing it could work out.

 

here's one that is very pleasurable and sometimes i think it feels better than a pussy. find a bottle that is flexible to a slight extent. the neck should be a litle larger than you are (of course i mean your penis) get some sponges about a half inch thick,put them inside around the bottle, get two thin sponges and put them opposite each other half way in, then get a heavy duty rubber (or whatever they are) glove and turn it inside out. Push it in about 3/4 of the way and turn the outside down over the bottle and projecting sponges, put a rubber band or those things to hold pony tails around it to keep the outside against the bottle.

you should soak the sponges in hot water then squeeze them before assembly, also heat up the glove and bottle in hot water. Before insertion put some
ky or etc inside and smear it around with your finger also some on you. I like laying on it holding it with one hand and thrusting into it.

it works cold too, but you dont get the warm wet feeling. Rinse it out good after use or in the morning if you used it at night. Disassembly isnt necessary each time because the clamp around the
outside keeps the moisture in on the sponges.

This is the next best thing Ive found to a woman.

 

I use an electric toothbrush on my clit.

It feels so good.

 

My old stand by. A dildo with a suction cup stuck to the shower wall. You can get pegged while washing your hair.

...and it never complains.

 

omfg..
At first I thought "Eww"
Then I orgasmed.
THAT would feel good.

 

Funny, I've just been reading about this in an old cosmo mag.
Haven't tried it yet....

 

homemade toys

get a core from toilet paper put a latex glove inside and some lube

 

Always thought they would be good, but never thought of the glove.
(Tired of this keyboard spelling never as nevef, think I'll just leave it that way from now on.)

 

Now THAT sounds like a winner for us gals!!! Gonna do it,,, yes I am,,, I'm gonna do it!!!!

 

After my experience (see 'caught masturbating' thread) I tend to steer well clear of toilet rolls!...

 

Try this - never fails.
Take one foot long length of sheep intestine (preferably without the sheep still attached). Add one can of Jolly Green Giant corn, (other brands will do but this is the best). Mix in 200ml exactly of conditioning shampoo (any brand but must be 200ml). If you want a racial fantasy add a sprinkling of gravy granules. If Not, add flour. Leave to stand for five days in a warm well ventilated place. Take it out. Call it nasty names. Have your wicked way any time you please.
Works for me!

 

dunno if you people have bottles of "yop" where u live, but take of the top, drink half, and then have your way with the bottle. the yoghurt shake inside really lubes up your knob. great stuff for the price of bottle of yoghurt. oh and by the way, dont drink the rest of it when your finished...just nasty stuff

Oh another one my friend tried when we started in college was to get a watermelon, cut a small hole in it and destroy it - also wudnt advise eating after

 

Sexserve, you are so helpful, I never thought a woman would have any ideas about this. And you give such good directions on it.

 

One cheap/easy "toy" is to go to a grocery store with a foreign foods section in the fresh vegs. Find a yellow plantain (looks a lot like a banana) with blackish spots on it. Find one that is about the same girth and a little longer than your HARD cock. Cut the long stem end off at a point that the opening in the end is large enough to fit yout Fatty into. GENTLY squeeze the insides of the plantain out ( you don't want to tear the peel!) and dispose of insides. What you are left with is a sheath made of the peel. The insides are quite slick, much like a well stimulated pussy.Enjoy!
(NOTE: Banana peels are too fragile to use, and the other "colors" of plantains are too acidic, and not only will they not be "slick" inside, they'll make the skin on your cock dry. Just the voice of experience...)

 

Watermelons make an excellent lovers for horny young guys.

 

homemade sex toys.

use a vacuum cleaner. the one that has a BIG SUCK POWER.:twisted:

 

i used a pumpkinw tih a ole in it once. that was some good shit, felt disturbingly similar to a pussy once i got inside