if i dont have sex that week then around 4 times

also, any women want to cyber? home alone, swolen huge cock.

 

I'd suggest looking at some of the previous threads before you post another one Ace.

 

We don't ever masturbate any more, because we're all just constantly fucking our brains out, taking time out only to answer a few posts, and maybe grab a bite to eat.

C'mon, Stumbler, I need that big, stiff cock of yours inside me again. It's been over an hour! You can put it anywhere, just fill me up with it, and make me cuuummmm!

 

A.....well...we're assuming this Stumbler on the floor here and my partner and I would usually be taking him to the hospital about now but we can't get that look off his face let alone pry his hand off his priapishm. And he left his computer on so how's it going Kimiko?
[Oh man there he goes again. You clean up this time, fuck I hate whipe that stuff off. And let me see this thing]

Excuse my partner, he's a jerk that didn't even notice you're from California. So say hot mama,what's your sign?

[Hey I saw her first.]
[So what? Just get the god damned paper work started.]
[I can't. There's no medical diagnosis for having his cummer stuck]
Anyway Kimiko what's your phone number?

 

*laughing hysterically* C'mon, I think I really had him going!

I'm a Leo, by the way.

 

Hello MS Kimiko are you stil there? This is Mrs.Stumbler. Anyway I came home for lunch and found quite a scene here. There were a couple EMTs rolling around on the floor but I sent them back because Stumbler is just fine. He just gets like that sometimes. And we've got jealous neighbors that call the police anytime I can't get one of my breasts in his mouth quick enough.
Anyway Stumbler can't play right now, he had to go take a nap, You know, males. But he'll be back later.
By the way he has talked about you, and sometimes when he's even been awake. And by the picture under your name I can see why. And dear you may have cost me a nooner,but that's ok because Stumbler has been really inspired lately,if youknow what I mean.
But dear if this every happens in real life, and by the looks of your picture and your way with words I can't help but see how it wouldn't there's a real easy home remedy All you have to do is get your lips close enough to touch their ears and softly whisper: "I think I'm pregnant." Just a helpful hint bewteen us girls.
Well I've got to go now dear. I'll put Stumbler's computer in bed with him becasue he'[s been sleeping with it lately.
Bye for now and keep up the good work

 

Heeeheeeheee!!! That's funny! lol

 

well thats just weird if i do say so myself

 

You certainly can say so yourself but I'd call it just a lot of fucking fun.

 

with xnxx, hah, too much

 

anytime someone isnt looking

 

Whenever the urge strikes me!

 

A lot maybe too much like 1-3 time per day sometime 5-10 im obsessed

 

about three times a day.

 

Too much. Depends on how much free time I have.

 

maybe twice a day

 

bout 3 times a day

 

a often as my balls can cum....

 

i do it 4 times a day ha ha . nearly every day a week

 

evry day