Anyone else?

 

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So big deal, you are either Muslim or Mormon!

How did Johnny Carson get on this thread?

 

Would you like a medal ? or a chest to pin it on ?

 

Then I sure as hell hope your feel half your age right up till you're at least 90.

 

I'm in a lot better shape than you, bitch.

 

Wow, a Racist AND a Mormon.

 

i dont drink or smoke neither, and if anyone wants to put anything on my chest i will be more than grateful :excited:

 

This reminds me of a Billy Connolly joke.

A 106 year old man is on his death bed. He has eaten healthily all his life, never drank and never smoked in his life, and here he is, lying there dying of fuck all. :excited:

 

@telem:How about a nice soft pair of titties against your chest?

@wantsomefun: Thank you very much, I certainly hope so too!

 

More like saggy tits from you bitch.

 

2 vices that i shouldnt of started well i dont drink as much if ever any more but smoking damn, at some points it felt like a poor life choice and in other instances smokers are actually more social (well at least towards other smokers)

 

once a guy put a beer in front of me...45 mins later 2/3 was still there....that was the most beer I ever had....smoke cicgars but not alot....

 

bloody hell theres no need for that is there............you are coming across to be a right arrogant prick, dunno if you realise

 

That's what impotent internet big men do. They all want to come off as dicks because they think that's what makes a man an alpha male.

 

i just checked the profile and it says female...........not a chance is that venomous mouth from a female, sorry to sound sexist lol

 

beer is gross >.<
i like when i kiss a guy/girl and they taste like cigs and liquor tho <3 omnomnom!

 

You reckon?......there's a few women on here that could quite easily get paint to peel with thier acid tongues.

 

lmao i dont think i have met them then, its just the way that person talks it seems like a man to me.........but i may be wrong then, thank you for pointing that out to me................im gonna steal that line and use it myself at some point too its funny as heck lol

 

Male, yes. Man, hell no. I don't know too many men who talk and act like this guy does. I know plenty of overgrown boys who do though.