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  1. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    time to knock off 3 fictional characters . . .

    First: Belle, the female lead in the Disney movie, "Beauty & The Beast" - for being the first cartoon character I wanted to fuck, and the extra 6 months of therapy it caused.

    Next: this emoticon - :-| - for being so damn serious all the time.

    Last: Charlie Marlow from "Heart of Darkness" - for being a fuckin' whiner and not having the balls to make the leap into madness like Kurtz did.














    potential continuation of earlier de-railing:

    Ashley Barbie . . . don't you think there should be an equal number of vowels and consonants? Who speaks for the minority?
     
  2. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    but then my name would be "hris"

    why not take out the letter A?

    let you be shley Brbie

    see how you like that
     
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  3. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    fo realz yo

    okay now I'm confused
     
  4. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Ashley, continuing, Cyrillic Alphabets do something similar, C replaces S, which is no more there, maybe old St. Cyril liked the shape better, he allegedly invented the Cyrillic alphabet, hence its name. But I almost bet he called it Kyril. You know the French say Seltic, the kelts (celts) say Keltic, but using the C.

    English is such a mongrelized language even to its alphabet. Now "y" (thorn) was such a good letter making the TH sound, but now everyone thinks it is a "Y". Good question is how did thorn turn into Y?, was there a time when both were used? Middle English gives soem clues but must confess that I haven't delved into it.

    Interesting thoughts, these.:rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:
     
  5. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    I would take the person who stole RP's purse and personally,
    a. castrate him
    b. make him eat his balls uncooked
    c. decapitate him and kick his head around the parking lot.
    d. dump him on an ant hill in the country, so they could have a feast


    :eek::eek:I didn't know I was so bloodthirsty.:eek::eek:
     
  6. Matthew Murdock

    Matthew Murdock Porn Star

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    ZYZX, don't be so extreme. Uncooked balls? What are you some sort of animal?

    Here are my three:

    1) My friend's b/f, sob punched her in the eye last night because she went shopping with her mom and didn't get home until ten.
    2 &3) The arses that vandalized sweet little Majik's truck and stole RP's purse.
     
  7. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    Thanks guys, I appreciate it!!! Mwwwaaaaah!!! Love you, both.......:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
     
  8. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    Judging from the number of times she shows up in porn cartoons here, it looks like you aren't the only one who wanted to fuck her. :)

    I think she's running second to Judy Jetson at this point.














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    Ashley Barbie . . . don't you think there should be an equal number of vowels and consonants? Who speaks for the minority?[/quote]
     
  9. Old Tool

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    you people aren't really done . . .

    whacking people in groups of 3 are you?



    my next 3:

    1) anyone who would dredge up old threads instead of participating in the newer, more exciting threads - what lame-o's!

    2) anyone who types with their forehead.

    3) mumblers.
     
  10. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    what did you say? i couldn't understand for the mumbling...:p
     
  11. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    wmfhmm-ell, mbffbbr .. .

    you might be abmgfhfhbrr to mfbrbrf

    hear me bettrmmmfmr if

    you wouldnmnfmfmrrrr stop

    sittinnnfmfmbrrrmf on mfmfmrmffff


    mfmmrrmf


    my face so hard.


    :eek:
     
  12. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    OOOhhhhhh ok...but if felt SOOOO good!!!
     
  13. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    I don't mind the mumbling . . .


    if you don't :rolleyes:


    and, what a way to go.
     
  14. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    nope...i don't mind...it kind of tickles!! :p
     
  15. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    well, tickling is ok . . .


    but I had a different goal in mind, eventually. :-D
     
  16. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    mmmmmmmmmmmm
     
  17. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    yeah . . .


    that's the sound I was going for.
     
  18. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Oh yeah!!! THAT'S it...right there!!!
     
  19. Old Tool

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    well, you frisky felion . . .

    thank you for the dream fodder - but I must be bidding you goodnight.

    Guess I don't mind mumblers so much now :rolleyes:
     
  20. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Goodnight!! It's been fun...we'll probably have a contract out on us now since we derailed the thread....