1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. italianostaliano

    italianostaliano Sex Lover

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    Okay lets give this thread thing a whirl


    POST THOSE IRONIC QUESTIONS THAT MAKE US WONDER SOMETIMES HERE


    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others? [/FONT]
     
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  2. italianostaliano

    italianostaliano Sex Lover

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    Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
     
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  3. Lookn4awillin1

    Lookn4awillin1 Porn Star

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    Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
     
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  4. Gingersnap

    Gingersnap Porno Junky

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    why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
     
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  5. Lookn4awillin1

    Lookn4awillin1 Porn Star

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    Why is something sent by ship called cargo and something delivered by car called a shipment?
     
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  6. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Exactly why would angels dance on the head of a pin? Don't they have better things to do?
     
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  7. italianostaliano

    italianostaliano Sex Lover

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    :twisted: Do vampires get AIDS? :rolleyes:
     
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  8. Pussy Patrol

    Pussy Patrol Porn Star Suspended!

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    If something "goes like the clappers" how soon is it before it becomes clapped out?
     
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  9. Lookn4awillin1

    Lookn4awillin1 Porn Star

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    How can something so wrong, feel so right?
     
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  10. italianostaliano

    italianostaliano Sex Lover

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    Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? Why not just call them dried grapes?

    Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?
     
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  11. italianostaliano

    italianostaliano Sex Lover

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    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? :rolleyes:[/FONT]
    :???: :???:

    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so? :eek:[/FONT]
     
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  12. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Why do people DUCK when someone yells 'duck!', rather than simply looking to see if a waterfowl has entered their area of vision?
     
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  13. italianostaliano

    italianostaliano Sex Lover

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    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?:confused: [/FONT]



    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?:twisted:[/FONT]

    Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them? :excited:


    Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? :rolleyes:
     
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  14. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Was the person who came up with the term 'pool shark' trying to be just terribly clever?
     
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  15. Fordawake

    Fordawake Dark Knight

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    Why does one need ID (identification) to get ID?
    If they had ID, would they need ID?
     
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  16. D-Lo

    D-Lo Amateur

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    How come when someone is good at something, people say that they "take the cake"? I think I'd feel a little weird walking around with a cake, with all the odd looks I'd probably get.
     
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  17. nopanties

    nopanties Sex Machine

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    Why do u park in the driveway and drive on the parkway:confused::confused::confused:
     
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  18. italianostaliano

    italianostaliano Sex Lover

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    This is one I still cant figure myself. And your birth certificate is worthless as ID too. Because you change so much since birth. Especially your pic. lol
     
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  19. italianostaliano

    italianostaliano Sex Lover

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    How can someone "draw a blank"?



    If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?




    If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
     
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  20. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Can God make a rock so big He can't move it?
     
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