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  1. Fluffy McNoo

    Fluffy McNoo Porn Star

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    Hi.

    Recently I discovered I had a problem. My penis was too small for gay incest!

    Is this wrong?

    What's worse is my penis is so small that last week I went to masturbate, and it took a mountain rescue team and six scientists armed with electron microscopes to find it!

    Is this wrong too? Especially as one of the scientists is my sisters brothers uncles nephew and he's HOT! (But I could be wrong. I mean the horn growing out of one eye isn't to everyone's tastes...)

    If I add 2 and 2 together and get 14.7 recurring, is this wrong?

    If I take a wrong turn, and somehow end up at the right destination, is this wrong?

    And if I masturbate with a crucifix while spitting pea soup at people and screaming Jesus wants to fuck you!!!! while some weird guys in black keep yelling something about Christs power compelling me... is this wrong?

    It's because my penis is really small... isn't it? Mind you, it's still bigger than my sisters brothers uncles nephews!

    And if I go down on him twenty times an hour, six days a week, and take sundays off, am I gay on sundays, or just a lesbian, like my father was?

    Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo. ;):mrgreen:;)



    This post does not reflect people posting on this forum, either living or dead, myself included, except maybe for Sigmund Freud, and he was a kinky lil devil. Ask his patients.

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    Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo. ;):mrgreen:;)
     
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  2. HisLittleOne

    HisLittleOne Porn Star

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    Tee hee.
     
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  3. Coconut

    Coconut Porn Star

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    LMAO!!! Well said Fluffs!

    Fucking Brilliant!
     
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  4. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    Wait....you're trying, in your subtle way, to make a point here, aren't you Fluffy? :)
     
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  5. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    Oh no....

    Not MORE of Azhole and his google machine!!! ;):excited:;)
     
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  6. Fluffy McNoo

    Fluffy McNoo Porn Star

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    I am? *looks round in bewilderment* Me? When did I start doing things like that?! No-one ever tells me nuffin around here... *very nearly almost sincere fluffy lil pout*

    Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo. ;)
     
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  7. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    I'm sure the Fluffmeister was......

    It just might go *whoosh* over a few people's heads though!!

    Best Wishes
     
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  8. ancient_red

    ancient_red Sensual Skeptic

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    Wait, are you thanking me or not? I totally don't get it.
     
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  9. Suze3221

    Suze3221 Her Crankiness

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    Well Red, what are you going to add to this very serious issue? I'm waiting...:rolleyes:
     
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  10. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    Nah...

    Didn't think you would.
     
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  11. porter

    porter Basstard

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    Fluff, you are epic.



    No listening! Do you hear me?
     
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  12. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    hey...Grasshopper......

    You walk ricepaper very well!! :excited:
     
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  13. furrychin

    furrychin Porn Star

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    everybody say aaaaaaaaaaaaah for poor fluffy
     
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  14. ancient_red

    ancient_red Sensual Skeptic

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    talk about a joke going overyour head... geez. :rolleyes:
     
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  15. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    Mmm...yeah.....ok.
     
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  16. ancient_red

    ancient_red Sensual Skeptic

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    Porter seems to understand. reminds me of this: View attachment
     
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  17. the fox

    the fox A Feisty little Animal

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    haha fluffy you still rock
     
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  18. cowgirl335

    cowgirl335 Porno Junky

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    this thread made me giggle.
     
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  19. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    Epic thread.

    Good one Fluffy.
     
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  20. Too_Cool

    Too_Cool Porn Surfer

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    your cracked lol
     
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