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  1. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    OH MY GOSH I ALMOST FORGOT

    Hey y'all, it's Friday, and we made it. :)

    This is going to be a fairly quiet weekend for me ~ cocktails planned with friends and neighbours tomorrow night in this funky little neighbourhood I live in, kind of a house crawl kind of thing leading up to the big night on the 31st. Drunken assistance offered to anyone brave enough to ask for it in getting Hallowe'en decorations up. Yummy nibblies and nosh offered as we go.

    Domestic pursuits Sunday, after a proper lie-in. If I could arrange brunch gelivery I would .... hmmmm, maybe I should be looking at Skip The Dishes and seeing who offers a breakfast menu. Would seriously do filthy things for a proper Sunday brunch served to me at home.

    What are you up to?
     
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    1. Old Tool
      ... I will be preparing a Sunday brunch ;)
       
      Old Tool, Oct 26, 2018
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  2. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    Fuck this Friday! So busy at work selling mega million tickets.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Did you buy one?
       
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    2. shadowfap
      Got three.
       
      shadowfap, Oct 20, 2018
    3. submissively speaking
      Good luck to you! [insert shamrock emoji here]
       
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    4. shadowfap
      Thanks!
       
      shadowfap, Oct 20, 2018
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  3. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Huh? WTF y'all going on about it's Saturday!!
     
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  4. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Well, it is now.
     
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  5. xmo.bil

    xmo.bil Storylover

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    How now, writer?
     
    1. submissively speaking
      Fair to middling.

      Yourself?
       
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  6. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    That was yesterday and yesterday's gone.....
    Welcome to Saturday!
     
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  7. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Yep, Saturday, when we hunker down. Groceries bought, have beer, all's well. No need to leave the house.
     
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  8. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    WooTheFuckHoo, it's Friday!
     
    1. submissively speaking
      Two days off now?
       
    2. anon_de_plume
      Yes! Going to spend some rearranging my apartment. With winter coming, and last I heard thefarmers almanac predicts a bit harsher season, I need to at least get my bed away from the window where it is cold! That and redo my resume...
       
      anon_de_plume, Oct 24, 2018
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  9. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Well hello... It's Titty Tuesday now! :thumbsup:
    [​IMG]
     
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    1. Rixer
      Oh fuck me.... it's Weds. Well that's what happens when you're retired... enjoy the titties anyway.;)
       
      Rixer, Oct 24, 2018
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  10. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Every day’s a circus in here; who cares what day it is, yeah? :laugh:
     
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  11. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Well I care very much. Seems I missed titty tuesday. Retired has it's downfalls...
     
    1. submissively speaking
      I'm quite sure if a fella wanted to invest a few clicks there would be a veritable cornucopia of options available to him in re: viewing of titties.
       
    2. conroe4
      Yeah, but it's not quite the same as being shown fresh amateur titties being delivered on your plate, ya know?
       
      conroe4, Oct 24, 2018
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  12. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Hey hey hey

    It’s Friyay!


    Whatcha up to this weekend?

    I have yet more winterizing to do in the garden, but I’m getting to the end, thankfully. Gettin’ drinky with friends tomorrow night, maybe; I haven’t decided if I’m going to that get-together or not.

    Got some good food plans for Sunday dinner. :)
     
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  13. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    This weekend, roughly in this order:

    Bikram
    Sushi
    Live Music
    Bike Ride
    Wine Tasting
    Oysters
    Yoga (or gym, tbd)
    Brunch
    Domestic Chores
    Dinner w/Friends

    ... insert 'have great sex' in between 3-5 of those activities, just not sure which yet :biggrin:
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      I am envious of brunch.
       
    2. anon_de_plume
      You do seem to have a thing for brunch. Does yours include Bloody Mary's? Gotta be my favorite thing about brunch!
       
      anon_de_plume, Oct 27, 2018
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    3. submissively speaking
      I adore brunch. It's so freaking civilized.

      I'm a mimosa girl, personally.
       
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  14. naughtyguy4u

    naughtyguy4u Traveling Vaginal Dilator Therapist

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    It's Fajita Friday, then going to watch a HS football game.
    Haven't seen one in years.
     
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  15. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Awwwwwww yeah it’s Friday. We made it!

    Ended my morning by telling a potential client to go fuck themselves; I can feel it’s gonna be a good day. Ain’t nobody got time for bad attitudes, baby. ;)

    I’m feverishly hoping for an end to the rain so my 1880s basement gets a chance to dry out; there’s only so much that pumpkin can take before it gets downright musty. Dehumidifier; activate!

    Play party Saturday night, and I get to use my newly-minted DAing skillz. Hopefully it’ll be smooth sailing for everyone, fingers crossed.

    Dunno about Sunday; it’s open, but I’m hoping to be able to take mush out for some physically challenging exercise. We seem to have gotten her lymphangiectasia under control (woohoo!), and she’s gained good weight back. She’s definitely rounder. :laugh: Now we work on building those chest and leg muscles back up.

    What’s the weekend looking like for you?
     
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  16. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Welp, I'll be working on a project here at home tomorrow. And at some point, I plan to make a fuck mess outta the wife. Oooops, did I say that? :bag:
    Then Sunday, we're having a family cook out. I'm thinking Smoked Tri-Tip. :drool:
    Then I will force them to watch my vacation video and touch my rocks. Muuhahahahahahaha..:p

    Ain't life grand? :)
     
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      I like your plans. :)
       
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  17. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    I like to hunker down for the weekends. All those working types jam up the grocery stores and buy up all the beer.
    So plan accordingly.
     
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    2. conroe4
      Really? Sheepdip? I think you're pulling on our Aussies and NZ's legs.
      I'd gag drinking sheep'sdip, I think.
       
      conroe4, Nov 2, 2018
    3. naughtyguy4u
      LOL! It's not single malt, but not to bad.
      Love the old west saloon bottle and not real pricey.
      Worst thing that can happen is you have a bottle for target practice.

      [​IMG]
       
      naughtyguy4u, Nov 2, 2018
    4. conroe4
      OK, I'll check with Spec's Liquor. I do prefer a single malt, but not often.
      Thanks, I'll try it and get back to you.
       
      conroe4, Nov 2, 2018
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    5. 69magpie
      @conroe4 sheep dip from Yorkshire, UK.

      We down here in Oz eat their brains....there's no way we'll drink their bath water... :D
       
      69magpie, Nov 3, 2018
    6. conroe4
      LMAO. Ain't gonna eat sheep's brains OR drink their sheep water, SHEESH.

      woof

      But will try sheep dip...once.
       
      conroe4, Nov 3, 2018
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  18. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Screw you then, @conroe4.
    Apparently you've already forgotten what happened last time.
    Screenshot_2018-11-02-14-30-50.jpg Brandijuice!
    Brandijuice!
    Brandijuice!!!
     
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