1. CFH3ll

    CFH3ll OMERTA'

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    I've never wanted to fuck someone as bad as i wanna fuck @jamiejames
     
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  2. jamiejames

    jamiejames Porn Surfer

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    Mmmmmmm you got me ...... i never wanted to fuck someone so bad as @CFH3ll
     
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  3. hornyallthe time

    hornyallthe time Captain jack mehoff of the S.S creampie

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    1. adreamcumtrue
      Really babe?? :)
       
      adreamcumtrue, May 11, 2017
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  4. hornyallthe time

    hornyallthe time Captain jack mehoff of the S.S creampie

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    ;-);-)
     
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  5. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town

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    I've never gone to Casket World to buy a coffin, because that's the last thing I need...

    #MicDrop
     
  6. hornyallthe time

    hornyallthe time Captain jack mehoff of the S.S creampie

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    I have never went to a soup kitchen
     
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  7. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    I have never seen a UFO
     
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  8. LoneEagle32

    LoneEagle32 Porn Star

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    I've never been as close to death as when I had leukemia and lying in the hospital
     
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  9. Hot Dog 4u

    Hot Dog 4u Hands Solo, cumming to a galaxy near you.

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    I have never had one of those freaky fridays where I wake up to discover one of those body swap thing was done against my will in the middle of the night.
     
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  10. LoneEagle32

    LoneEagle32 Porn Star

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    I've never been much of a litterer
     
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    1. Alison Wonderland
      That's like saying, "I've never been much of a murderer." You are or you aren't!
       
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    2. LoneEagle32
      Okay, I'm NOT!!! A litterer..
       
      LoneEagle32, May 12, 2017
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  11. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise

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    I've never took up the invite to Canada maybe its time I did
     
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    1. KnightLover1
      Lol, wouldn't happen to be cause of me :p. It's okay if it's not, thought I'd mess with you on it :hilarious ;)
       
      KnightLover1, May 13, 2017
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      I'm in Minneapolis. MN come on over.
       
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  12. LoneEagle32

    LoneEagle32 Porn Star

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  13. z.thunders

    z.thunders Porn Surfer

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    I never talk about fight club
     
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    1. adreamcumtrue
      Hahaha. I like that line but I sooo did not like that movie!!
       
      adreamcumtrue, May 12, 2017
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      I've never seen the movie
       
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      You're not missing much.
       
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  14. LoneEagle32

    LoneEagle32 Porn Star

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  15. Clover Ernest

    Clover Ernest Sex Machine

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    Well, I've never plucked a rooster And I'm not too good at ping pong And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall (actually, maybe once or twice)

    And I've never kissed a chipmunk And I've never gotten head lice And I've never been to Boston in the fall

    And I've never licked a spark plug And I've never sniffed a stinkbug And I've never painted daises on a big red rubber ball

    And I've never bathed in yogurt And I don't look good in leggings

    And I've never been to Boston in the Fall
     
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    1. Ben Bitten
      LOLOLOL
       
      Ben Bitten, Jun 2, 2017
  16. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    I have never told my little dog off, for peeing on the carpet. I think I may when I am 94
     
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  17. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town

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    I have never had a singular instance in my life that required me to know a fuckin thing about geometry, with the exception of geometry class.

    And if I live to be 130, I really don't see that changing...
     
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      YEP; and I'm 55
       
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  18. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    I have never been on a jet ski
     
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  19. Dlikes2

    Dlikes2 Porn Star

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    I've never flown in a fighter jet
     
  20. Lacycheeks

    Lacycheeks Sex Machine

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    I've never wanted to go to Paris
     
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      Why not? You'd be missing out on all this beautiful scenery :p ;) If I had the chance to go, I'd definitely love to check it out.
       
      KnightLover1, May 13, 2017
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    2. Lacycheeks
      I'll go....with you :)
       
      Lacycheeks, May 14, 2017
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    3. Ben Bitten
      I have thought about it, but no one to go with me
       
      Ben Bitten, Jun 2, 2017
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