1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. fantasyalive

    fantasyalive Porn Star

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    You seem to seem to have an art
    If it sold I would put it in the cart
    You seem down
    Do not frown
    Lets go to the pub and throw a dart
     
    #161
  2. joe blobb

    joe blobb Sex Machine

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    May 26, 2010
    I admit that the threads not the same
    Since nopanties abandoned the game
    I miss her quick wit
    And her quite naughty bits
    It really is quite a damned shame.
     
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  3. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    There was a young lady from Texas
    Who set off quite a battle of the sexes
    All the guys want to fuck her
    And some women want to suck her
    We'll just have to see where it takes us.
     
    #163
  4. liltxsmile

    liltxsmile Firecat

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    little o' me
    busy as a bee
    looking into the green ocean
    watching the motion
    oh what do I see :excited:
     
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  5. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    (bumping the thread to bury this turkish spam slinging sumbitch)
     
    #165
  6. joe blobb

    joe blobb Sex Machine

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    I'll try to do what I can
    To bury this bollocking spam
    He is such a jerk
    this trouble some turk
    Surely now admin can ban?
     
    #166
  7. Stimson

    Stimson Porn Surfer

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    Jul 17, 2010
    The banter 'tween no panties and blobb
    Was an amusing and quick witted job
    But what was befriended
    Has now up and ended
    And nearly made this poor fellow sob
     
    #167
  8. nopanties

    nopanties Sex Machine

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    Oct 5, 2010
    The fantasy wasn’t reality
    Couldn’t handle uncommon duality
    Now it’s over and done
    ‘Twas a victory for none
    But we both get a shot at normality
    　
    　



    I wish you peace [​IMG]
     
    #168
  9. watchcat

    watchcat Newcumer

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    Nov 21, 2010
    A thoughtful young lady named Gail
    Wrote on her breasts the price of her tail
    And tattoed on her behind for the sake of the blind
    Was the same information in Braille
     
    #169
  10. Strangely Brown

    Strangely Brown Porn Star

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    There was a young woman from Ealing
    Who had a peculiar feeling
    She layed on her back
    And opened her crack
    And pissed all over the ceiling.
     
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  11. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    It's been a long time since I've seen this
    I'm sincere and I really do mean this
    This thread has returned
    As we all have learned
    So read them all while I go take a piss
     
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  12. KnightLover1

    KnightLover1 Mystic Knight

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    I've read these limericks from left to right,
    All of them are some kind of sight.
    Every rhyme different in might,
    Now i'll add to this thread, with new light.
     
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  13. ~GMC~

    ~GMC~ Dream Weaver

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    Nov 3, 2016
    Once dead
    I said
    Now alive
    it revived
    Pled Fred
     
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  14. Ohiofanfic

    Ohiofanfic Porn Star

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    I saw her washing her car while nude
    Before she saw this also bare dude
    Playing with his own cock
    And not slipping a sock
    On it for being so very crude.
     
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  15. Deleted user 159753

    Deleted user 159753 Newcummer Banned!

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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Ohiofanfic

    Ohiofanfic Porn Star

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    As soon as I walked into the room,
    The height of my own cock had gone zoom
    For I saw that Bree had
    Put a fuck hex on Brad
    Before she saw me in that bedroom.
     
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