for those of us who do not have any sort of significant other.

I wish you all a very Happy Singles Awareness day.

 

right back atcha champ!! *salutes* !!

who else is going to probably go get drunk somewhere..

*raises hand*

 

Although your outlock is quite grim
Try giving yourself a trim
maybe work out in a gym
buy your car some new rim
pretend to be friends with that cool guy tim
or was even jim
listen to me, and your sperm shall swim

Xgamer

 

^^ *sings* runnin' down a dream.. never would've come to me.. workin on a mystery.. goin' where ever it leads.. im runnin' down a dream..

 

anybody know where i can find a car barber gym tim and a jim...by the end of the day?

 

wish I could get drunk

 

Ill be gettin drunk here. alone an surfing cyberspace. good times yeap.

*high fives*

 

no... but.. theres a back alley on Bank street... take 20$ and tell the homeless cat lady Xgamer sent ya to pay off his bills... then...

goto the pet shop and buy a puppy... take it for a walk... find a chick...

Prep notes:
wear sun glasses which are to be taken off, after the girl says the puppy is cute...
and an interesting T-shirt that will be commented on..
also.. pick a worldly event.. and prepair several comments on it...
Have some lame business cards... which basicaly have your number/msn on em..

and you'll be rolling in the chicks.... or atleast thats would my probability program worked out... would happen.. I have yet to test these theories..

Xgamer

Xgamer

 

Many years ago on a mountain full of copper colored rocks, with nothing but my horse for a companion I learned a very valuable lesson. The difference between being lonely and just being alone. And I found there was not a thing wrong with just being alone.

And on the other hand the loneliest I ever was, was when I was surrounded by two million people.

 

so why do i have to pay yer debts? maybe ill just do the rest of it. paying off a debt doesnt do anything to improve my chances...especially if the debt isnt mine. in fact it might ruin my reputaion!!!

 

hey... dude.. I gave you advice, I never said it would be free.. pay the homeless cat lady I slept with and were even..

Xgamer

 

And on the other hand the loneliest I ever was, was when I was surrounded by two million people.

thats actually quite profound..

 

yea 2 million people is alot...ive never been surrounded bu more then 4000 but ive never felt lonely in that crowd even...theres always someone to talk to at a concert.

 

it makes sense if you think about it, when you're by yourself, you're content, but when you're alone in a huge group of people, seeing how happy they are, makes you feel lonely

 

Stumbler you old softy - that really does hit the spot !

 

Lets go Tahtiana, I'll buy. Will you go home with me tonight?:rose:

 

sure.. im pretty sure youre worlds better than the old pocket rocket!! !!

 

Hmm speaking of which....think I'll go get some smirnoff now

 

Happy single awar......

FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOM!

 

I know when I was very ill and people kind of forgot about me, that was very lonely...I'd go into the hospital for 2 or 3 weeks at a time and never had a visitor........