1. adreamcumtrue

    adreamcumtrue Resident BJ & Cum Queen.

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    Sly Stallone is his third cousin once removed.
     
  2. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    She lives across the street from me and never closes her curtains.
     
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  3. armivilla28

    armivilla28 An Xnxx Water Nymph

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  4. GingerLeo

    GingerLeo Ltpaps Princess

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    She once used her tail to flip a fisherman the bird
     
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  5. BlueSoul

    BlueSoul Porno Junky

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    She gets mad when someone asks her for a high five.
     
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  6. GingerLeo

    GingerLeo Ltpaps Princess

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    He is colorblind. His soul is really purple
     
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  7. BlueSoul

    BlueSoul Porno Junky

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    She is so mad that she turned red, because she could not reach her last Pringle chip.
     
    1. GingerLeo
      Pringles are made by Kellogg . Kellogg is the devil
       
      GingerLeo, May 16, 2017
    2. BlueSoul
      You just mad cause you can't reach the last one.
       
      BlueSoul, May 16, 2017
  8. GingerLeo

    GingerLeo Ltpaps Princess

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    His penis is currently in the toaster
     
  9. DickDynasty

    DickDynasty Amateur

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    She likes to eat toe cheese
     
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      You're funny. Its great
       
      GingerLeo, May 16, 2017
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  10. GingerLeo

    GingerLeo Ltpaps Princess

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    He strokes with bacon grease
     
  11. DickDynasty

    DickDynasty Amateur

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    Holy hell, how did you know?!
     
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      A lucky guess
       
      GingerLeo, May 16, 2017
  12. DickDynasty

    DickDynasty Amateur

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    The ladies love the taste, just have to watch for the teeth when they get confused about what's in their mouth.
     
  13. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise

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    His favourite programme is Dynasty and still watches it over and over
     
  14. bobflowers

    bobflowers Porn Star

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    were meeting up this weekend for fun and great sex
     
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  15. Sinfullone

    Sinfullone Porn Star

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    Was known as Mr. Clean until he visited Singapore....
     
  16. Enrique99

    Enrique99 Porn Star

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    He is a hero . He got the bad who try to rob a women .
     
  17. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise

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    He used the number 99 as he didn't want people to know his favourite number is 69 ;)
     
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  18. DickDynasty

    DickDynasty Amateur

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    She likes to suck belly button lent from unsuspecting victims belly buttons.
     
  19. adreamcumtrue

    adreamcumtrue Resident BJ & Cum Queen.

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    He wished he invented the duck call so he could make tons of money and retire to Florida and watch hunters in the Everglades make use of his invention. :cool:
     
  20. countspankulot

    countspankulot Sex Lover

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    Her thongs a national treasure