1. DickDynasty

    DickDynasty Amateur

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    She likes to suck belly button lent from unsuspecting victims belly buttons.
     
  2. adreamcumtrue

    adreamcumtrue Resident BJ & Cum Queen.

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    He wished he invented the duck call so he could make tons of money and retire to Florida and watch hunters in the Everglades make use of his invention. :cool:
     
  3. countspankulot

    countspankulot Sex Lover

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    Her thongs a national treasure
     
  4. adreamcumtrue

    adreamcumtrue Resident BJ & Cum Queen.

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    He thinks "Stewie" is Howie's nickname for Stewart from The Big Bang Theory :p
     
  5. countspankulot

    countspankulot Sex Lover

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    She thinks Penny is hot
     
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      Ummmm Nooo!! I am hotter than her!! More modest too hahaha :D Besides....my boobs are real!!
       

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  6. countspankulot

    countspankulot Sex Lover

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    Is it made up if its a fact?

    Shes hotter than Penny shes like 5 times hotter than Penny shes like Nickel
     
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  7. adreamcumtrue

    adreamcumtrue Resident BJ & Cum Queen.

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    He's the nemesis of "The Count" from Sesame Street. The other Count dislike him because he like to spank pretty blondes on their bare ass. A LOT!! :eek: :jawdrop:
     
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  8. countspankulot

    countspankulot Sex Lover

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    And i count backwards as i do it. 99 98 97....

    She likes being spanked 99 times
     
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  9. Enrique99

    Enrique99 Porn Star

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    He is taking an odd looking dog for a walk at the park
     
  10. armivilla28

    armivilla28 An Xnxx Water Nymph

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    is a ballerino

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  11. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise

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    Is allergic to water
     
  12. bobflowers

    bobflowers Porn Star

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    She's a beautiful woman
     
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  13. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise

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    He doesn't snore
     
  14. brockencross1

    brockencross1 Porn Star

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    ...is very messy with her hands.....
     
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  15. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise

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    He is very shy
     
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  16. KnightLover1

    KnightLover1 Mystic Knight

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    Is not a big fan of islands lol :p
     
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  17. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise

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    He got lost on our trip lol
     
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      :hilarious: I didn't know we went on one lol ;)
       
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      Thats why its called make something up lol
       
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      Was making sure you was paying attention :p lol.
       
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  18. Sinfullone

    Sinfullone Porn Star

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    Watched me clean her house naked!
     
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  19. GingerLeo

    GingerLeo Ltpaps Princess

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    Cleaned the Windows with his cock
     
  20. mayling

    mayling SEX FIEND

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    Unicorn.