1. KnightLover1

    KnightLover1 Mystic Knight

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    She's actually in love with a unicorn, and their soul mates. :hilarious:
     
  2. Enrique99

    Enrique99 Porn Star

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    He has amazing powers
     
  3. Grey One

    Grey One Greyer than your average

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    He cant walk on his feet...
     
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  4. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise

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    He appeared in Fifty Shades Of Grey ;)
     
  5. bobflowers

    bobflowers Porn Star

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    She would rock my world in bed
     
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    1. angelforyou
      Does that mean I won't as its make something up lol
       
      angelforyou, May 19, 2017
    2. bobflowers
      Oh sorry @angelforyou I thought I was I would be to shy to ask you in RL
       
      bobflowers, May 19, 2017
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      You shy ????? No I do not believe that
       
      angelforyou, May 19, 2017
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      maybe
       
      bobflowers, May 19, 2017
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  6. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise

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    He has arms like pieces of spaghetti
     
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  7. bobflowers

    bobflowers Porn Star

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    Her nipples are two different sizes
     
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  8. Sinfullone

    Sinfullone Porn Star

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    You have to water Bobflowers daily so he can grow! Hehehe
     
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  9. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise

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    He goes to church confessing his sins every Sunday
     
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  10. Sinfullone

    Sinfullone Porn Star

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    Is the Angel that watches over me! Or is it watches me in the shower?
     
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  11. adreamcumtrue

    adreamcumtrue Resident BJ & Cum Queen.

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    His username is also the same one he uses when he appears in clubs as a stripper :D
     
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  12. Sinfullone

    Sinfullone Porn Star

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    She gave me 200 for a VIP show, full nude! :pervert_2:
     
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    1. adreamcumtrue
      You should get your eyes checked out babe. It was only a $20 bill :p
       
      adreamcumtrue, May 19, 2017
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      Bah!!! and I danced for an hour on you! :p
       
      Sinfullone, May 19, 2017
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  13. springsteen79

    springsteen79 Porn Star

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    He is not sinful I'm any way
     
  14. mike020368

    mike020368 Sex Lover

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    Saw his name on the bathroom wall
     
  15. Enrique99

    Enrique99 Porn Star

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    After fucking several women he still wants to fuck more
     
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  16. Grey One

    Grey One Greyer than your average

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    Next year he ll change his nick to Enrique100
     
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  17. adreamcumtrue

    adreamcumtrue Resident BJ & Cum Queen.

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    He was born with only one brain cell (grey matter) but he has an IQ of 200!! :jawdrop: And made it into the Guinness Book of World Records.
     
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    1. Grey One
      Lol. I think you forgot a decimal point in that number. ;)
       
      Grey One, May 21, 2017
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      What? You mean your IQ really is only 2.00?? Lol :p
       
      adreamcumtrue, May 21, 2017
  18. Enrique99

    Enrique99 Porn Star

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    Not only is she so beautiful in and on but she somehow saved the life a person during an Earthquake
     
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  19. adreamcumtrue

    adreamcumtrue Resident BJ & Cum Queen.

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    He ate so much pasta and drank so much wine in Italy that he almost missed his flight home.
     
  20. Powerhouse75

    Powerhouse75 Sex Machine

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    Only has one nipple
     
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