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  1. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Shirley Valentine was a really good movie, other great quotes from it are:

    'Why, if they give us so much life, aren't we allowed to make use of it?'

    'I think sex is like supermarkets, you know, overrated. Just a lot of pushing and shoving and you still come out with very little at the end.'

    'I'm not sayin' he's bad, my fella. He's just no bleedin' good.'
     
  2. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    I really love the film, it's so great for a start to find something that's British, not mainstream, gentle and witty. I love it when she meets her old school friend, thinking she's an air hostess, and she turns out to be a high class escort. It's so funny the way she puts down the pushy brash guests at the hotel too :)
     
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  3. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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  4. Hellcat41979

    Hellcat41979 J.A.F.A.

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    I always liked the ending of the movie where they're looking at the yacht in the pond. "I can see they spent my grandfather's money wisely. " then the nephew responds " well there was this one traveling salesman. "
     
  5. DoyleGentry

    DoyleGentry Sex Machine

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    Quint (Jaws): Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
     
  6. Chuck Funky

    Chuck Funky Sex Lover

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    I have no clue what that is from.

    See if you, or anyone for that matter, can guess this one:
    "In the Steven Spielberg movie 'E.T.', why is the alien brown? No reason."

    Good luck!
     
  7. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Because he came from Uranus?
     
  8. Chuck Funky

    Chuck Funky Sex Lover

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    Nice try, but you're WRONG!
     
  9. Hellcat41979

    Hellcat41979 J.A.F.A.

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    Here's two from Thor the Dark World. The first is made by Loki(Tom Hiddleston).
    "If it were easy, everyone would do it."
    the second is from Dr.Selvig(Stellan Skarsgârd)
    "There's nothing more reassuring then realizing that the world is crazier then you are."
     
  10. sexpot

    sexpot Sex Machine

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    wp_ss_20160913_0021 (2).png wp_ss_20160913_0020 (2).png wp_ss_20160913_0019 (2).png wp_ss_20160913_0022.png My pick is from the Gentleman,whose life was made into a movie.His life quotes are just as good,or better than the movie itself.
     
  11. FeltPlay

    FeltPlay Porn Star

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    [​IMG]Reservoir Dogs...Mr. White
     
  12. FeltPlay

    FeltPlay Porn Star

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    [​IMG]Mr. Blonde
     
  13. Thugblood

    Thugblood Porn Star

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    #RAMBO/when your pushed killings as easy as breathing®
     
  14. archetype_x

    archetype_x Sex Lover

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    "The things you own end up owning you."
     
  15. mirage_3c

    mirage_3c Porn Star

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    "If you can fly a Sopwith Camel, you can fly anything." - Capt James 'Biggles' Bigglesworth, as he climbs into the cockpit of a Bell Jetranger.
    From Biggles Adventures in Time.

    A stupid film but that line always stuck with me.
     
  16. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    "Gee Mister, I've never done that before".

    Movie unknown.
     
  17. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    Hereees Johnnnny!

    I am shocked, SHOCKED, there gambling here.
    Here's your winnings.

    This looks like the begainning of a great friendship.
     
  18. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    I have seen things you people would not believe.......

    ts
     
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  19. mirage_3c

    mirage_3c Porn Star

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    'Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises.
    Ride now!... Ride now!... Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending!
    DEATH! DEATH!'
    - King Théoden, The Return of the King.