1. Hello,


    Personal info as kik, email, skype etc. is not allowed ("email is....."; “kik is same as my username”) on our forum. Please use Private Messages for it.

    Personal ads with pictures or videos post in Personal and not in Pic & Movie Post.


    Thank you,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  3. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    WHAT!! You sleep with clothes on?? I don't, well hardly ever, anyway, and then only my beautiful nightgowns or silk pajamas.
     
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  2. Kool_Madness

    Kool_Madness Porn Star

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    lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
     
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  3. kurai

    kurai Porn Star

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    Nothing better then waking up with a morning wood..and having your wife/girlfriend take care of it for you :p
     
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  4. whocares

    whocares Amateur

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    I've heard that they pass out Viagra at the old folks home to keep them from falling out of bed in the middle of the night.
     
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  5. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    Believe me, sweetie, it's our pleasure! :)
     
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  6. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Hear, Hear!!!
    But its been a while, a long.......... while!:(
     
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  7. Milker

    Milker Amateur

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    Maybe it didn't get enough sex the night before and it wants you to suck on it......



    I'm sorry, I know that I'm the only one that thinks that that's funny but I couldn't resist saying it...........Peace...Milker
     
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  8. chnrgr

    chnrgr Porn Star

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    Men's hormone levels peak early in the morning before waking.
    Women's hormone levels are peaking in early evening.
    Just another joke nature played on us.
     
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  9. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Yeah. Isn't she funny!
     
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  10. ArchAngel

    ArchAngel Sex Machine

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    This is why

    This was taken from Columbia University's Health Q&A Internet Service:

    Many men think their penises are erect upon waking because of urine buildup in the bladder, but this is false. Morning erections are technically nighttime erections which happen during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (when most dreaming occurs), although men older than sixty years may have them during even non-REM sleep. Generally, we experience four intervals of REM sleep per night. These spontaneous woodies in the wee hours are caused by specific neuroreflexes that are stimulated during REM sleep.

    Most guys have nocturnal erections throughout their lifetime, and their frequency, along with one's awareness of them, may vary. Nighttime/morning erections can be noticeably harder or stiffer than those had when awake. The penis can stay erect for up to two hours nightly, and not all men who have erections during the night wake up with one in the morning.
     
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