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  1. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    My girlfriend said my cock is of mammoth proportions. It's so big I can fuck her from across the room. Just looking at it gives her an orgasm. My problem is, I'm really selfish. I just want to fuck her and not think about her pleasure. But I don't really know what to do. Is there any kind of pill I can take or an operation to make it small? All these people with small penises in the 6 inch range or below, say they don't believe their women are having fun and damn it! I want that too!

    Help please!

    -S-









    **yeah, this is a joke**
     
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  2. Caffeine

    Caffeine Stimulant

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    I know this guy who has a really huge cock and he hates it. He's really embarassed by it.

    It's Shake.
     
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  3. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    I just got to use all of mine on my girlfriend,Im glad its not to big.
     
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  4. Caffeine

    Caffeine Stimulant

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    TOO big, James. It's not TOO big.
     
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  5. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    tHAKZ cafeen
     
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  6. Thandrend

    Thandrend Hammer of the Gods

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    lawlz im a nub i cant type lawlz lawlz
     
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  7. Thandrend

    Thandrend Hammer of the Gods

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    The real question is...

    Is it normal that my ass has a crack AND a hole in it? I think it's broken :9
     
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  8. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Than, better get some super glue and a plug. you wouldn't want it to start leaking.
     
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  9. WiltallicA

    WiltallicA Porno Junky

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    Out of your own stupidity you can probably easily have it reduced out by having a sections of plain tissue removed from it, so go ahead, go fuck yourself.
     
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  10. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    Just think of the advantages......you could probably gain very lucrative employment in the porno or pole-vaulting fields!...:-D
     
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  11. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    I wondered a while ago how I'd go about making my cock 2 feet long. Eventually I decided to just fold it in half.:-D

    Shake, you're worrying for nothing, mate. If it doesn't trip you up, it's normal. If it's bigger than that then you'll pass out when you get a hard on from the low blood pressure in the rest of you.:rolleyes:
     
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  12. Nympho

    Nympho sex kitten

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    Oh my god, shake, I have that same problem!!!

    ** yes this is a joke too, I am a woman**
     
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  13. unbreakable

    unbreakable Sex Lover

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    lol

    whats funny is some people thought you were serious!
     
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  14. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    Yeah, that is unfortunate. So lets just put it out there. I posted this as a complete joke. My cock is not so huge, I can't fuck my girlfriend from across the room, she doesn't orgasm from just looking at it and in truth, I don't even have a girlfriend.

    -S-
     
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  15. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    .......and instead of coming.....he went!
     
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  16. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    OK all this male ego stuff reminds me of a story I read in the Obscene Jungle Book when I was a kid.
    It seems a huge female elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she stepped on a thorn and it embedded so deeply in her foot she could not pull it out. There was a tiny spider monkey above here in a tree and when he saw her distress he climbed down and said he would pull the thorn out but in return the elephant would have to let him fuck her.
    The elephant reluctantly agreed and the monkey pulled the thorn out. But once the monkey crawled on behind her, and had just started to stick his dick in, a coconut fell out of the tree, and hit the elephant on the top of her head. This caused the elephant to let out a loud groan, to which the spider monkey responded: “You just take it and suffer, bitch, suffer.”
     
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  17. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    :-D:-D:-D...oh, I can just get the image of that.....:-D:-D:-D
     
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  18. jimfox

    jimfox Sex Machine

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    A boy named Billy
    had a six foot willy
    and he flashed it at the girl next door
    she thought it was a snake
    and hit it with a rake
    so now it's ony one foot four.

    Just an idea but it might help :p
     
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  19. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    OK I heard about a guy that loved his girlfriend so much her had her name tattooed on his dick. Her name was Wendy but the problem was that he got the tattoo when he had a hard on and when his erection went down all that was visible was the W and Y.
    Then one day he was taking a piss in a bathroom while he was on vacation in Jamaica. A Jamaican fellow happened in right then and while he was pissing the American glanced at his dick and seeing a W and Y tattooed on it asked: “Hey, did you have Wendy tattooed on your dick too.”
    To which the Jamaican responded: “No. Mine says Welcome to Jamaica, Man, Have a good day.”
     
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  20. Leila

    Leila Porn Star

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    Shake, I have a similar problem!!

    My breasts are HUGE!! My guy has to use TWO hands to hold one. He gets an orgasm just by looking at me in a sweatshirt! Big yet still perky. They are just so damn PERFECT! Whatever will I do?!?!?!?

    And wouldn't ya know, my pussy is tight, too! Ooooh the shame!!!
     
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