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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. coraline

    coraline The Witchy Woman

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    I made a coffin top for a friend who's husband killed himself due to ptsd, she just gave me these angel wings earings as a thank you
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    2. Ed Itor
      I see that you don't get humour, but that's okay as I don't PM.
       
      Ed Itor, May 15, 2019
    3. submissively speaking
      Dude, she's gonna put a hex on your ass if you keep this up, and you'll deserve it. :laugh:
       
    4. Ed Itor
      LOL If you believe in that crap never ever go to Salem. LOL
       
      Ed Itor, May 15, 2019
    5. coraline
      Life is far too short to stress the unimportant stuff
       
      coraline, May 15, 2019
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      I'm I think your hairs different from the last time I saw it, just can't place what's changed
       
      1 Toy Maker, May 22, 2019
  2. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    deleted user 1548766 Porn Star Banned!

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    Thinking about the fact that I've never seen a single episode of Game Of Thrones. :D

     
    1. Rixer
      Me neither.
       
      Rixer, May 13, 2019
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    2. Valspar
      I just watched the first two episodes last week.....meh.
      Lots of titties though.
       
      Valspar, May 13, 2019
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      @Rixer I know their pain though. I lived through the utter disappointment and letdown that was the resolution of the "Red John" story arc on The Mentalist. It sucks when a good series has a crappy ending. :(
       
      deleted user 1548766, May 13, 2019
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    4. Rixer
      I liked that series a lot also but the ending..... damned if I can even remember. Other than jane marrying the detective.
       
      Rixer, May 13, 2019
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    5. Truthful 1
      I just started watching Game of Thrones I'm on the third season now lots of pretty women with beautiful bodies Great series . and I thought boardwalk empire had some beautiful women well it actually did Game of Thrones is like watching a porno with a story
       
      Truthful 1, May 18, 2019
  4. Tongue2lips

    Tongue2lips Batlicious

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    Closing up my laptop, walking away and leaving work behind.
     
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  5. Kenken9714

    Kenken9714 Newcumer

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    Watching the cardinals and blue Jays in the back yard sipping on a cup of coffee....
     
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    1. aesopstails
      The birds drank coffee??
       
      aesopstails, May 15, 2019
    2. Ed Itor
      Yep, double double coffee for dem dare blue birds.
       
      Ed Itor, May 17, 2019
  6. Bitsman

    Bitsman Marquis de Sade

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  7. deleted user 89794617

    deleted user 89794617 Porn Star Banned!

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    Graduation for my youngest tonight.
     
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      Congratulations on the Graduation.
      Where does he go from here?
       
      Ed Itor, May 17, 2019
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      First grade,lol
       
    3. Ed Itor
      Hey the journey begins with taking that first step. Only 11 more years before college/university, on ward & upward.
       
      Ed Itor, May 17, 2019
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  8. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    The whippoorwills singing their song right outside my window tonight I might have to shoot him tonight there must be ten of them out there tonight . Lol
     
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      Whereas my local night jars sound sci fi and less annoying
       
      coraline, May 19, 2019
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      Thats them they don't stop from 930 at 9:30 PM to 5:30 AM I love then but If have my windows open I can't hear the television lol lol. There's a country music song by Randy Travis that mentions the Whippoorwill . A very nice sound
       
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      Listen to the Randy Travis song ( my love is deeper than the holler ) very nice song @devour my pussy .
       
      Truthful 1, May 19, 2019
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    6. coraline
      Nice i like it,
       
      coraline, May 19, 2019
  9. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    The people who reached out to me.
     
  10. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Seeing my youngest sons face when was backing our pickup , up the boat we bought today . He's gona have a lot of fun this summer him and his brother.
     
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    deleted user 89794617 Porn Star Banned!

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    @racer cx makes me smile every day even when I don't feel like it.
     
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      What kind of car do you race , @racer cx ?
       
      Truthful 1, May 19, 2019
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      Oh im doing the same for my son's to race. We're going today after his game .
       
      Truthful 1, May 19, 2019
  12. Sanity_is_Relative

    Sanity_is_Relative Porn Star

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    I had a call to come to a warehouse with a flat bed truck to pick up an overseas post. I talked a few neighbors into helping with the crate and offered a full Texas BBQ for the reward, when we got it to the house and opened the crate they all stood looking at it like "what the fuck is that?". Hooked up the battery, added oil, trans fluid, coolant, and fuel and fired it up and they understood. I've missed my poor little rat all this time.
     
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      I guess we'll never know. I'm not going back searching sir's posts either. Then again, I don't give a rat's ass whether he got an electric bike or not.

      My son got his stolen in spite of a helluva chain to lock it. Neighbor has a couple of them, but they're gas powered. He never rides them.
       
      conroe4, May 23, 2019
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      So the story of SIR's coal fired electric bike will remain a mystery.
       
      Truthful 1, May 23, 2019
    4. conroe4
      Unless we can pry that corncob out of his ass. It seems to be planted deep. I have tongs, but I think this is gonna require a pitchfork.
       
      conroe4, May 23, 2019
    5. Sanity_is_Relative
      Already answered weeks ago, so you fools are just beating a dead horse.
       
      Sanity_is_Relative, May 23, 2019
    6. Valspar
      Will it run faster than a dead horse?
       
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  13. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Wannabe hardasses who can't stand anybody being able to see through their little act and the temper tantrums they throw whenever it happens.
     
    1. Truthful 1
      And who's act are we following to day .
       
      Truthful 1, May 20, 2019
    2. user 326
      There's one now!

      That didn't make sense, by the way.
       
      user 326, May 20, 2019
    3. user 326
      There's one now!

      That didn't make sense, by the way.
       
      user 326, May 20, 2019
    4. Truthful 1
      Sure it did. Buy the way you were right on the money the other day
       
      Truthful 1, May 21, 2019
  14. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    The sun two days in a row made me smile this morning
     
  15. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I am home from the DMV. :)
    I have my Real ID finished along with DL renewal. I ran, did not walk to the nearest exit. :thumbsup:
     
    1. Valspar
      How red were your eyes in the picture, Rix? :oldman:
       
      Valspar, May 20, 2019
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      Don't tell anyone but there is visine for that. ;)
       
      Rixer, May 20, 2019
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  16. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I got my gazebo built today. No more getting rained out of the sub tub. Wooohoo!
     
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      How do you get rained out of something you are in and already wet? ;)
       
      Valspar, May 22, 2019
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    deleted user 89794617 Porn Star Banned!

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    I took my little dude to work with me today,he loved it.
     
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  18. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Shooter found out he's gonna be a Grandpa!!

    WOOT!!!!
     
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      Will make young again . Congratulations
       
      Truthful 1, May 22, 2019
    3. Dearelliot
      Great, When it happened to me it brought tears to my eyes, I got a little girl back, mine had grown up and went away to college. Christmas suddenly mattered again. Not to mention you get to be an important person again, at least for a while.
       
      Dearelliot, May 22, 2019
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