Not just smile.
laughing my cock off.

local program:
Cop pulls up a young speedster , no helmet , on a sus looking bike.

boofhead starts dumb gesticulations ,
answering cops polite enquiries.

"well how am I sposed t slow down , its got no brakes ?"

"but how am I going to know if I'm speeding it's got no gauges ?"

"well look at it . dose it look like its got any gauges ?"

"what license , I got no liscense"

" but , well , how am I to know to slow down if I got no brakes and I don't know how fast it is ?"

cop shook head and gave up

No license , on unregistered unroadworthy dirt bike , with no brakes , lights , instruments , indicators , etc
bare feet , shorts n singlet , no helmet.

Why ?
"well I had no other way . if I didn't ride I'd have to run. I had no option"

"do I have to go to court ?"
"but why ? never even had a ticket before"

Honestly , hard to show here how funny , but I'm still laughing.
It's a nothing sort of a filler program ,
but it sure gives some good laughs

 

Surf's Up!
Pretty incredible—this surfing duo love each other!


There was a news article on TV of them surfing together but I can't find it. This at a water park where they had an event to raise money for the Humane Society to stop having to put down animals.

This as close as I could find.



Surf's Up!

Pretty incredible—this surfing duo love each other!
Ricky, a rescue cat, won't surf without his friend Coppertone, a Miniature Dachshund, on the board. You read that right. This unlikely pair are stars of the upcoming Lucy Pet's Gnarly Crankin' K9 Wave Maker Tour ll, coming to a city near you!

Making twenty stops, including ones in Canada, Seattle, Denver, Phoenix, and San Antonio, Lucy Pet is hitting the road with the world's only mobile wave maker, a portable 75-foot tank filled with 5000 gallons of water that can produce a perfect wave every five seconds. But the amazing thing is this: cats and dogs are doing the surfing!

One of the amazing felines riding the waves is the aforementioned Lucy Pet mascot Ricky the Rescue Cat, who insists on riding with his friend, pro-surfing Miniature Dachshund, Coppertone. And it wouldn't be a surf sesh without Surfin' Jack, the sunglasses-wearing spokesdog for Lucy Pet Foundation, who will also be showing off her skills on the board.

While this spectacle is sure to raise your spirits, it will also raise awareness and funds for the Lucy Pet Foundation, whose mission is to reduce pet overpopulation and the euthanasia of over 80,000 dogs and cats per week in the United States. "We thought we'd never be able to top last year's Gnarly Crankin' Wave Maker Tour," says Lucy Pet's Joey Herrick. "But I think we've done it! Never before have there been dogs doing tricks on moving surfboards, not to mention cats that can hang twenty with the best of them." Get in on the fun and find a stop near you at lucypetfoundation.org.

 

Waking up

 

Can you please update us when Trump finds the man a job or a home ???

One really can't help those that won't help themselves ... all we can do is show them a little compassion and hope it sticks.

 

Last day of work as off on my holiday tomorrow

 

Bannon's out.

Buh-bye, Steverino.

 

Since we have no control over who can follow us I figure the more I badmouth Trump the faster my list shrinks ...

That might be working against me since it is growing.

 

Rice Crispy Squares ...

 

TwoCards taking a break from sucking RK's cock long enough to race in here and make ONE comment to slam me and then fuck off again like a little bitch and he didn't even put his big boy pants on and quote me so others could see it instead of staying under the radar and off page one by using the comments box. Problem is he used my real name and that is bannable ... but a warning will do this time.

Fucking sheep ...

 

And who are you refering to?.

 

My tweets I crack me up!

 

I will have you know I did not kick Fredo out he chose to leave!

 

That is not a couples symbol beside my picture it is just me myself and I!

 

When he takes your face in his hands, looks you straight in the eye and asks, "Do I have to say the words?" Tearfully, you nod and he says, "I love you."

And we were fully dressed!

 

Lefty wankers...

 

Taking a full boat load of friends and family to Walden Yacht Club for brunch. This will be fun.

But first: coffee and a doobie.

 

Renée Felice Smith