1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. persoon

    persoon Porn Surfer

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    Hello people,

    Well like the title says im new to the forum community i started 1 thread some days ago and some people realy helped me out (thx)

    im here now to introduce myself to you,

    Well my nick is persoon as you might have noticed..
    im 18 years old
    im from the netherlands

    yeah and well ask me anything litterly anyything u want.
     
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  2. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    How many times can you fold a piece of paper in half?
     
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  3. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    Do you own.

    a) A windmill.

    b) A pair of clogs.

    c) A tulip.

    d) A dike.
     
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  4. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    Why is one the loneliest number?
     
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  5. thikdik

    thikdik Porn Star

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    Why do people speak loudly to the blind?
     
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  6. Kinkybelle

    Kinkybelle Porn Surfer

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    Women over 40 years of age are more likely to masturbate than any other group.

    I know I'm doing my part!

    -KB
     
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  7. Versed

    Versed Sex Lover

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    Hi Persoon, welcome to the forums. You will undoubtedly enjoy your stay. :p
    I have but one question for you.

    Is terminal velocity achievable in Portal 2?
     
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  8. persoon

    persoon Porn Surfer

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    haha hey peeps awesome questions

    you can fold a paper in half 1 time if you fold it 2 times u fold it in quarter etc.

    i own C xD

    one isnt its the most used number ( one does not simply... there it is!)

    god thats a hard one.. ppl are dumb of nature.. xD

    hmm i didnt know that..

    i never played portal 2 haha
     
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  9. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    So now that the baboons around the joint have had their fun, let me explain a couple of things to you, so you can stay out of trouble.

    Richief will bite if you touch his Curley Wurley. hard.
    Kimiko will bite
    DL will sneak up behind you and hit you with his bell curve thingy
    Stumbler bitches about everything. Cause he's an old poop
    Thkkd isn't
    brandidelicious is
    Azriel likes to draw pictures
    smcaaphd likes sheep. Maybe to much. But, whatever
    Carrie Joslin is very nice and soft
    LucyFur is juicy
    I'm the smartest sumbitch around here

    Questions?
     
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  10. Gary Indiana

    Gary Indiana Sex Lover

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    Is depends if it it is made of gum or not.

    I like Gummi Bears.

    Daddy will you buy me some Gummi Bears?
     
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  11. persoon

    persoon Porn Surfer

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    @ shootersa haha thx for the heads up!

    @gary indiana hmm deep...
    and cute^^
     
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