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  1. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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  2. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Priceless
     
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  3. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    This weeks contributions from "News of the Weird" by Chuck Shepherd


    For those who think that big government is the answer
    Wait, what does this guy do for a living?
    Perhaps a court finally got it right
    Good thing they didn't amutate his "Wang"
    Hotel Kalifornia?
    A rain eating Amoeba? Maybe it breeds in this forum
     
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      Yeah, mere rounding errors, I'm sure.
       
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      #link
      Xblade likes this.
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  4. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    I will not "have it his way"
    Must be some good shrooms under those rocks
    Super size me (Chuck's headline)
    Thought Rixer lived in CA
    Doh............
    Bureaucrats at work

    No words can describe these great parents
     
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  5. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Insanity defined, but who are the crazies?
    For those who don't understand why cops shoot so quickly, this may explain it.
    This one is a little tougher to rationize
    Ah shit, I love the crunchy multi-grain breads
    Smart cookie, she is
    Not so smart cookie, he is
    But was he wearing a kilt?
    Who says that the US has the most hardened, lifelong criminals?

     
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  6. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    WOW, that is a real head scratcher, a cop with restraint needing to justify not killing someone !!!
     
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  7. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Maybe this should be posted in "Sexuality"


    Suspicions Confirmed
    Sampling the merchandise?
    Hmmmm, this demands hands (or other probe) on investigation
    Who really likes to roll in goat shit?
    Surprise!
    That awkward moment
    They need to ship this stuff to Flint
     
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  8. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    1. Trev1
      Bugger.
       
      Trev1, Oct 5, 2016
      #link
    2. Themis
      Would that be like... double dipping?
       
      Themis, Oct 5, 2016
      #link
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  9. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Nice
     
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  10. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    What cultural differences?
    Is this DL posting on gay hook-up sites?
    Bureaucracy in action.
    Most French women that I have met, could smile without showing their teeth
    Do they cum from a tricky dick?
    Whoa Maggie; we don't allow criminals like you in the Bay State
    Now this is just plain low
     
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  11. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    This weeks contributions from "News of the Weird" by Chuck Shepherd










     
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  12. imported__2355

    imported__2355 Ungodly Intelligent And Attractive

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    Was she blonde?
     
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  13. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    But this isn't too far from theborder

    The garden is weedy

    And now, something from the sane South

    Another reason for gun ownership, stress relief.

    Couldn't have been dealing, could he?

    Talk about judicial leniency


    Hmmm, this guy needs to change careers

    Thought it was legal to grow grass in Australia

    Wtf?

    Why did it take 6 months to come to this conclusion?

    He is lucky that he wasn't converted to pulp

     
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  14. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Thanks, Tenguy
     
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  15. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Oh the wild life
    Oh the wild life irony
    Perhaps the buyers were seeking the wild life
    Wait.......what ACA covers this?
    Uh huh
    Sounds illogical to me
     
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  16. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    This weeks contributions from "News of the Weird" by Chuck Shepherd

    Does XNXX need to add a new forum for the "Ecosexuals"? Maybe a splinter group?
    If You See Something, Say Something
    Is this a case of mime over manner?
    Yes, you should read this one again.
    Irony 1
    Irony 2
    Uh huh, of course this will work
    Why do they think the drivers were DUI?
    He was a slow study in casing a place.
    Maybe they were thinking in a more unisex fashion
    I Have a Gub (sic):
     
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  17. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    This weeks contributions from "News of the Weird" by Chuck Shepherd


    Although it was a pretty light week







     
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  18. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    WOW, this thread has just received it's 99,000th viewer. It doesn't matter if less than 300 responded, only that it is read, that's the objective.

    Chuck Shepherd would be proud.
     
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  19. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    A June 2016 police raid on David Jessen's Fresno County (Calif.) farmhouse caused a $150,000 mess when sheriff's deputies and Clovis Police Department officers "rescued" it from a trespassing homeless man--with the massive destruction leading to Jessen's lawsuit announced in March. The misdemeanant had helped himself to an ice cream bar and half a tomato, but was otherwise "unarmed"; however, by the time the police standoff ended, the "crime scene" included more than 50 cop cars, a SWAT team (and backups), two helicopters, standby ambulances, a police robot, and a crisis negotiation team. Windows, walls, and wrought-iron doors were destroyed; tear gas and a "flash bomb" were employed. (Jessen suspects that the farmhouse's isolation enticed police to decide that it presented an excellent training opportunity.) [TechDirt, 3-13-2017]

    "Pro-choice" activist Jessica Farrar (a Texas state legislator) introduced a bill in March to create consistency between the state's rigorous regulation of women's reproductive functions and those of men (regulation which, by the way, in either case she calls "invasive" and "unnecessary"). Because Texas's anti-abortion laws highlight "procreation" as a crucial government interest, she believes male use of erectile-dysfunction drugs should be regulated as abortion is. Under her bill, individual use of "Viagra" or similar drugs must be preceded by "counseling" similar to that required by abortion laws, and since male masturbation involves the "wasting" of precious sperm cells, it, too, would require "beforehand" counseling. [Texas Tribune, 3-12-2017]

    At a time of growing awareness that some people seem almost addicted to their cell phones and instant 24/7 communication, police in Brookfield, Wis., released surveillance photos of a woman in the act of robbing banks on March 25th and 27th--while standing at teller counters and talking on the phone during the entire episodes. Acting on a tip from the photos, police arrested Sarah Kraus, 33, on March 28th. [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, 3-29-2017]

    Paul Perry, Jr., 39, sound asleep behind the wheel of his car, with motor running, at 6 a.m. on April 2nd, was in no position to talk his way out of a DUI ticket but did offer a gentle challenge to the Youngstown, Ohio, police officer. Several times, according to the police report, Perry offered to "thumb wrestle" the officer to get out of the ticket. From the report: "Perry was advised officers would not thumb-wrestle him." [Youngstown Vindicator, 4-4-2017]

    Wait, What? A father, 43, and his son, 22, argued on April 9th about who would walk the dog at their home on Chicago's South Side. They apparently thought to settle the issue with a gunfight, and police, who recovered the two weapons, said both men received multiple wounds. The son was killed, and the father was in critical condition. [WLS-TV (Chicago), 4-10-2017]
     
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