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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. THE CREATOR GOD

    THE CREATOR GOD Porn Surfer

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    Mar 17, 2011
    ATTENTION

    THIS
    IS

    ((((((((((GOD))))))))))

    LISTEN UP!

    I DON'T APPROVE
    OF
    ***ANY***
    OF THIS!

    YOU SHOULD BE DOING MORE WITH YOUR LIFE
    THAN WAXING
    YOUR GENITALS!

    READ A BOOK!
    TALK TO A
    SENIOR CITIZEN!
    HELP THE NEEDY!

    DON'T SIT AROUND
    ALL DAY
    PLAYING
    WITH YOUR
    PUTZ!!!!

    OY VEY ZMIR!

    YOU PEOPLE REALLY MAKE ME SICK, YOU KNOW THAT?

    FUCK EARTH.

    YOU WERE ALL AN ACCIDENT. I'VE DONE BETTER SINCE.

    SCREW YOU GUYS, I'VE GOT 18 HOLES SHCEDULED WITH CHARLIE SHEEN.

    GUESS WHAT?

    WINNING!

    DUH.

    I'M FUCKING GOD.

    HELLLLLLLO???
    ​
     
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  2. anotheruser1

    anotheruser1 Porn Star

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    not another one of you fucking nut jobs that think you are god
     
    #2
  3. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    Gods Socks, fuck it.
     
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  4. marky711

    marky711 Newcumer

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    Waiting for Godo

    I've seen the light
     
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  5. bi_daddy_lover

    bi_daddy_lover Equal Opportunity Lover

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    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    OH FUCK!
     
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  6. anonjon

    anonjon Porn Surfer

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    :rolleyes::eek::mad:8-(:)confused::(:eek::p:excited::rolleyes::smile:
     
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  7. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    I'm amazed that God doesnt know how to spell 'hear' :rolleyes:
     
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  8. charlies mate

    charlies mate Porn Star

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    Brilliant, absolutely Brilliant
     
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  9. Doc Fantasy

    Doc Fantasy Porn Star

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    I question the very existence of God, and you are no god. Putz!
     
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  10. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    I didn't know God was from Toronto.
     
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  11. Makko_Shark

    Makko_Shark Porn Surfer

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    God must be from Toronto, after all isn't Toronto the center of the universe? At least everyone I know from there thinks it is :p
     
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  12. the fox

    the fox A Feisty little Animal

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    i thought god would know what users do outside of this forum.

    because i'm positive users do allot in there day they just come here to relax.

    further more I talk to people on here i don't just service myself but god would know that

    also its hear not here
     
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  13. xiara74

    xiara74 Porn Star

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    I was gonna point out that god's a bit lax at spelling, but the fox beat me to it first.
     
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  14. armygrunt76

    armygrunt76 Amateur

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    Mar 17, 2011
    I guess they don't need stress release nice to be unemployed.
     
    #14
  15. McDick

    McDick Porn Star

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    Another troll who believes his nonsense is cute.
     
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  16. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    I thought that was NY
     
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  17. CovertOps

    CovertOps Porn Surfer

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    Mar 17, 2011
    I just joined today and already think these threads from God are retarded.
     
    #17
  18. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Welcome oops I mean Welcum and you will see lots of retarded things.
     
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  19. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

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    If you ARE God, then why don't you just smite all of us low life scumbags who just sit around and wax our genitals all day? Oh, that's right, you are supposedly a benelovent God - allowing us to make our own decisions. If that's the case, then fuck off and let us make our own decisions whether or not to wax our genitals all day.
     
    #19
  20. HayZeus

    HayZeus Sex Machine

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    Mar 17, 2011
    Dad? :eek:
     
    #20
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