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  1. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I'm a white guy whos Mexican gardner just got looted by a black man and woman. We're a diversified bunch here in California.

    The wife was yelling I came running and this black guy was looting the gardner's equipment trailer. I yelled for him to drop it and he threw two leaf blowers in their car and sped away. I got a partial license and called police. They won't catch them, I feel sorry for my gardner. Those 2 blowers cost $500.

    Fuckers. When I was working, I would get tools ripped off too. It's frustrating when they steal the tools you earn a living with.
    I hate thieves and liars.
     
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    1. M4MPetCock
      That sucks. I don't know what's worse. Waking up and finding you got ripped off, or seeing them in the act and watching them get away. Bummer....
       
      M4MPetCock, Dec 2, 2016
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    2. conroe4
      I would have sprayed hot lead at them until I ran out.
       
      conroe4, Dec 3, 2016
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  2. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    True suckage.
    It's part of life, we know, being the victim of a crime like this.
    But dammit, those vermin need to be brought to account.
     
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  3. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    [​IMG]

    Exmoor ponies are cute.
     
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  4. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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  5. mwmmilford

    mwmmilford Porn Star

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    hey - all good - let's get back to sex!
     
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    1. Ficxa 479
      You start first then
       
      Ficxa 479, Dec 3, 2016
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  6. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    You know how just before you have to fly somewhere there is usually some news about an airplane crash?

    Well crap, the ship I am taking a cruise on shortly is out at sea, a tender door has broken off, it's taking on water and is turned around headed back to Honolulu. Passengers will likely be flown home. (if they make it) j/k, they have water tight compartments and everyone is safe.

    [​IMG]
     
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    1. M4MPetCock
      I wouldn't be too concerned. If they do make it back, I'm sure they'll have that puppy fixed up and, in no time at all, have her ready to go out and catch fire in the middle of nowhere, like the best of them. :D
       
      M4MPetCock, Dec 4, 2016
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    2. Rixer
      Thanks, that's comforting.:thumbsup:
       
      Rixer, Dec 4, 2016
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    3. freethinker
      Or for the plumbing to break down midocean, or an on board outbreak of plague.
       
      freethinker, Dec 6, 2016
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  7. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    One Christmas dinner party done and only 8 more to go..... Can't wait till December is over.
     
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  8. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    [​IMG]
     
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    1. M4MPetCock
      If it ain't one thing, it's another.

      caveman autocorrect brewster rockit.jpg
       
      M4MPetCock, Dec 6, 2016
      #link
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  9. M4MPetCock

    M4MPetCock Porn Star Banned!

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    Check this out. An XNXX alternate universe.


    Ace of Spades Pet Thread

    12/3/16

    We have Shooters:
    [​IMG]

    PussyPatrol (along with one of his socks) :D
    [​IMG]

    Even tenguy:
    [​IMG]
     
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    1. tenguy
      Where did you find my Mom's photo album?
       
      tenguy, Dec 6, 2016
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    2. pussy in boots
      That you as a puppy?
       
      pussy in boots, Dec 30, 2016
      #link
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  10. M4MPetCock

    M4MPetCock Porn Star Banned!

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    Damn, Rix! Why couldn't your gardener get robbed by these bumbling burglars.

    bumblinig crooks.jpg
     
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  11. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    Texas liberal women, (No relation to me) are sending their "used tampons" ie. bloody rags, to governor Rick Parry. This in protest of a new law that states all aborted fetal tissue must be cremated or buried.
    What else would you want to do with "it", feed it to the hogs?
    It used to be a human till the liberals got a hold of it.
     
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  12. mwmmilford

    mwmmilford Porn Star

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    WOW! just wow!
     
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  13. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Pardon me? I take no sides but I think it would be illegal to send used tampons as it is considered a waste material and also could carry illness or disease being that it is a human body fluid. This is just wrong on so many levels.
     
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  14. mwmmilford

    mwmmilford Porn Star

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    yeah - i AM SHOCKED AT THIS... taking a seat by myself in the corner...
     
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  15. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    It was on the six local news tonight
     
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  16. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    I am coming to join you in the corner.
     
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  17. mwmmilford

    mwmmilford Porn Star

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    *sitting a little too close and warm!*
     
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  18. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Really? I have huge boundary space around me. Since you're moody, *passes gas* and walks off.
     
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  19. mwmmilford

    mwmmilford Porn Star

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    ouch! - will not invade your boundary - my apologies!
     
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  20. M4MPetCock

    M4MPetCock Porn Star Banned!

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    A truly heartwarming (and foot warming) moment.



    Honestly, who would have thought of the solution he did?
     
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