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  1. JimmyCrackPorn

    JimmyCrackPorn Porn Star

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    Hey, for any of you "odometer watcher" types, today will be the day for a big roll.

    http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/us-population/

    population odometer.jpg

    Actually, probably within the hour. It's gone up almost 20 in the past 15 minutes.

    Edit:

    I just noticed at the bottom of the page, it looks like they post a daily beginning figure.

    population beginning of 2017-09-24.jpg
     
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  2. JimmyCrackPorn

    JimmyCrackPorn Porn Star

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    Any second.
    pop update.jpg


    Edit:

    Actually, it was about 3:07:11, but I didn't have my clock widget open at the time.



    325 million with clock.jpg
     
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    1. Lioness
      I saw my odometer turn over to 200,000 last week...
       
      Lioness, Sep 25, 2017
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    2. JimmyCrackPorn
      Men? You go, girl!
       
      JimmyCrackPorn, Sep 25, 2017
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    3. Lioness
      So many men, so little time...:rolleyes:
       
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  3. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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  4. JimmyCrackPorn

    JimmyCrackPorn Porn Star

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    Well, look at you. The Honey Boo Boo of XNXX. :p

    Then again, you probably have to holla for about a buck-fifty to still end up with a dolla in TaxYa-fornia, doncha? :cool1:
     
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      Better to make a dollar and pay taxes than live in a poverty state and live broke..;)
       
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  5. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Here is one for the "creepy and totally unnecessary" file. Walwart rolled out a grocery delivery service where the delivery person has a one time access code to put your groceries away for you while you are away ...

    94% of those surveyed said "no thanks".
     
    1. Lioness
      If they cleaned out the catbox, took out the garbage, did the laundry, vacuumed, cooked dinner for me, washed my dishes, windows and floors, etc., I may consider it...
       
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      Don't they have "nude maid" services that can do that ???
       
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    3. Lioness
      Now, WHY in the world, Bunny Boy, would I want a nude maid in my house??? I don't want her using my toys!
       
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  6. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    It is the time of year where no matter how hard we try we get a few flies in the house. And one of my forms of entertainment over the past couple years is to get after them with my electric fly swatter. Which in all honesty is kind of worthless. It sure doesn't work as well as just a regular fly swatter because it usually takes more than one swat to actually kill them. But it is kind of fun and it just makes my day when I just sit there with it on and a fly lands on it all by itself and gets incinerated.

    But when my daughter and her boys showed up last night from a trip to visit their cousins they had a new present for Grandpa; a Bug-A-Salt gun. And in case you have never heard of one its a gun that shoots table salt to kill flies.

    And I admit I have been having a ball with it hunting flies. But my wife not so much. For one thing it tends to splatter the flies and as she points out I am also getting salt all over. But she hasn't taken it away from me yet and grounded me.
     
    1. Lioness
      It's all fun and games until someone gets salt in their eyes, Stumbler!!
       
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      @Lioness I know you well enough to know you meant that literally speaking through silence. But just couldn't get to me in time.
       
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      It's a play on the saying "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye..." I just added your salt...
       
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      Jesus Stumbler, I'm on my 4th bug-a-salt gun. The metal pin on the salt reservoir rusts out,
      especially if you leave it outside overnight. I use it every night to kill spiders in my boathouse.
      Sometimes it takes 8+ shots to kill the really big bulbous spiders...
       
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  7. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Too fucking funny ...

    I was making a post in one of those "who is she" threads and as I went to post it I got a "this thread does not exist" error message. The funniest part of that is, read the last line in my post that I will include.

     
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  8. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Despite initial reservations .... got a head shot on a Yellow Jacket yesterday ... and Mrs Stumbler said I was her hero.
     
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    1. Lioness
      Would it work on spiders?
       
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      YES...I kill spiders every night with my camo bug-a-salt.

      It doesn't work well on wasps. It doesn't kill them. But, when you shoot them, they don't come at you to attack.
      They act like, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??? I'm outta here, and they boogie.
       
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  9. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    @Lioness
    Yes.

    But weren't you the one that just told me "Hey kid you'll salt your eye out."
     
    1. Lioness
      I was thinking more about the sting of having salt in your eye...
       
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  10. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    @conroe4
    My son in law shot himself out of salt. And decided to try sugar instead. But don't worry he already bought himself another new one.
     
    1. Mayling
      Make the metal pin out of stainless steel and the salt can't rust it, I think.
       
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      They warn you not to try anything but salt. I give my spiders non-iodized.
      The bug-a-salt is a pump, and I'd love a semi-auto...
       
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  11. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Memories from the last great lizard/scorpion hunt.

    Grandpa can we catch a Horny Toad?

    Sure we can kids. And the way we can tell if he is horny or not is if he gets this funny look in his eyes and comes up and starts humping on your leg. Otherwise maybe we have a better chance of catching a Horned Toad.

    Grandpa that was totally inappropriate.

    Hey kids has grandpa ever lied to you?

    Yes.

    A bunch.

    Grandpa you and your stories?

    Jesus fucking Christ grandpa are you fucking kidding us?

    *all Safari members just bust out laughing*

    Ok kids when we get back to the house that last response is officially stricken from the record. OK?

    *turn over one last barrel*

    Look kids its a Sand Baby grab it.

    Grandpa that is a Jerusalem Cricket and they will bite the fuck out of you.

    I know kids. I was just checking.

    *one straw and a jar and Granada shows the Safari members how to capture him*

    Safari members return to the house with our prize to be asked by grandma and mothers How did the hunt go? To which Safari members exclaim. "Great ... Grandpa is the best"

    *unveil our prize sending grandma and mothers screaming and running for cover*

    Yeah I hardly ever have any fun in life these days.
     
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      You have Jerusalem Crickets??? The big horribly ugly walking skeletons??? We lived in a house behind a horse pasture and also had those things inside and outside...my oldest was little then...one even woke us up in the middle of the night because we could hear it scratching against the baseboard...too many unpleasant memories of those things!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
       
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      This was when we lived in California...thankfully, I haven't seen any here in NC.
       
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      And @Lioness you said something I have had as well. Somehow they get in the house sometimes. And I could never figure out how. They are too big and too slow it would seem to come in through an open door unnoticed. And yet every now and then we would find one in the house. Especially in our bedroom which I really hated for fear of stepping on one in my bare feet. And strangely enough that happened a lot in our old house but then we moved to our new house which is only a couple blocks away and the prairie starts at our back fence but we have never had one in the house here.
       
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      @stumbler One time when I was sitting on the couch, I put my feet up and less than a minute later, I saw one walking out from under the couch right where my feet had been!! I hate those things! Didn't know they bit though...
       
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  12. JimmyCrackPorn

    JimmyCrackPorn Porn Star

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    Still chuckling over this one.

    [​IMG]
     
    1. Rixer
      With all those people you support, you didn't include a spouse. Deadbeat! :p:rolleyes:
       
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      Actually, she's an illegal alien crackhead, who is in prison for collecting food stamps illegally. Like Ragu...it's in there. :D
       
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      oh, okay. Well, uh.... congratulations?
       
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    4. JimmyCrackPorn
      For what? Getting married or getting rid of her? :D
       
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  13. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    its actually red sky at night. But daylight is fading fast time to find (
     
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      Red sky at night, sailor's delight; red sky at morning, sailors take warning...
       
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  14. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Nice clean shot too.
     
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  15. mwmmilford

    mwmmilford Porn Star

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    If sky is red in morning a nor easter may be heading toward you on the east coast...
     
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  16. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    I have never been to the east cost. But I did lesrn red sky on morning sailor take earning red sky at night sailors delight

    So maybe that's where that comes from. But I have always applied to hunting.
     
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  17. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    Bloody mercans, you stuff everything up... :D

    It's......
    Red sky at night Shepherd's delight.......Red sky in the morning Shepherd's warning
     
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