Matthew 16:2 Jesus said it here:

1Then the Pharisees and Sadducees came and tested Jesus by asking Him to show them a sign from heaven. 2But He replied, “When evening comes, you say, ‘The weather will be fair, for the sky is red;’ 3and in the morning, ‘Today it will be stormy, for the sky is red and overcast.’ You know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but not the signs of the times!…

 

A shepherds delight eh?

 

so the last 5 years I have had a hard time keeping a single barber-----(hair stylist these years)

They always seem to take off to different stores never to be found by me.....

When I found someone who could cut my hair like I wanted I would stick with them....

These days I just try and find someone who can speak English and hope for the best....

Well yesterday I went to get a haircut and once again had lost my barber...

There was black lady there who could speak English (the only one) so I chose her....

I sat down in the chair and she asked how I wanted my hair----

I said-----Just like Presidents Trump's hair-----( I kept a straight face and looked up to the mirror)

She had a blank confused look on her face----as she looked at my hair----

I kept a straight face about 30 seconds while she puzzled what to do---then I laughed----

she was a hoot-----she said----i did not know what to do----then she shook her head and smiled....

it was an ok haircut---it will grow out.....

 

I found a local barber shop that's just like the old timey barber shops. We talk local happenings and politics.
We're pro Trump and the couple of liberals that came either stopped, or keep their traps shut. One of the barbers
lives in my very small neighborhood and she's good. And has the best neighborhood gossip one could ever want...

If I said cut it like Trumps, all three barbers would bust up laughing.

 

Next time I'll do it.

I used to have this hottie neighbor cut it in my backyard, but she got salon uppity
and wanted me to come to her 'salon'. fuck that.

my new barber shop has a sign on the wall. No Profanity. other'n that, it's great. LOL

 

Does a cock going in feel the same as a turd coming out?

 

DeeLISH!

 

Oops. Double-post.

 

I was watching TV this weekend, they had some toy ads that made me wonder what are these toy companies are thinking.
One was a dog that poops, another that had puppies. And a chicken that layed eggs.
We had BOARD games like MONOPOLY, and LIFE.

 

Just some fun for the kids to try at home on the next snow day while Mom & Dad are at work.

 

Check out this tree! So full and lush, compared to those around it.




Or is it?

 

Wallace: Do you think you're a bit eccentric?
Lerner: I am now that I'm rich. I used to just be weird.

 

In light of the new sex scandals from, well, EVERYWHERE, announcing the new "Tea Bag Barbie" (from Tetley).

 

Did you know that there are no seagulls in Hawaii?

 

90% of all Canadians live within 100 miles of the US border.

 

They are getting as close to the U.S. as they can.

 

He Escaped from a Work crew but was Caught & Not hard to Identify !! He should get LIFE w/o for being So Stupid !!

 

Turtle CAUGHT SMUGGLING 53 million Dollars worth of Cocaine !! But was able to convince Coast Guard that he just got Tangled up in the Bales !!